Ok so this is the part where you click next because evidently I am NOT the one. I am however a pretty good two.

On Friday nights, I like to watch DVD movies. Only I can’t because my ex-wife stole my TV and pretty much everything else of value.

On Saturday nights, I like to go clubbing. I have been taking dance lessons with Nintendo 64’s “Dance Revolution” and I am ready to rock.

On Sunday afternoons, I enjoy roller blading and other stuff.

I like going to hockey, baseball, soccer and basketball games. I don’t care much about football and I definitely think golf is for lazy players. I mean no one ever defends the goal and players tend to score within 3 or 4 shots. You don’t even wear sporting attire due to the lack of sweat and you actually drive from one game play to the next. How lazy is that? Mini golf is more fun.

I like American Idol, figure skating and gymnastics (hush, don’t tell anyone).

Ok now for some manly attributes cause after all I am MAN. I like my burgers tall, sloppy and packed with mayo that is when I am not on a diet. Bah, I’m gay. Well no. I am an introvert though, so I enjoy spending time alone to regain my energy.

I make a good living, and I am fully independent. I have no debt and no kids. I’m cute, I know this cause my mom said so heh.

I can cook salad and TV dinners. I do my own laundry when I have quarters and when my clothes come out all bleached up, I buy new ones. I don’t vacuum much because the vacuum tends to catch itself on fire for some reason and so does the lawn mower. That’s my queue to empty the bags. I am MR fix it. I can fix anything in my home with just two tools. My cell phone and VISA.

I never ask for directions, and TOMTOM has fits when I don’t listen to him. Then again I don’t get lost, I just find new places to go.

I am sarcastic, goofy and uncoordinated. A date with me is awsome. Just ask that other girl. She wants you to date me so that she don't have too.

What? No sense of humor? Click next. Muhahaha.

Hmm, for a first date, I would like for my date to actually show up. That would be nice for a change. You might actually have some fun, I do like going to hockey games, playing poker at local bars, and any type of PC or console gaming. Ok so that may not be fun for you however I do promise you'll be laughing by end of the date, hopefully not at me heh....

Also keep in mind, that I am not the jealous type, nor controlling, definitely not possessive and absolutely not violent. You have got to love those qualities. All I ask is honesty and a hot belly (ini if possible) with one of them cute belly rings.

Oh yah, so um yah for a first date, how’s about dinner, walk on the beach, chick flic, getting drunk, clubbing, doing your hair, other crap you women like to do, I’ll just pretend I like it. Anything to eventually get me boinked or vice versa (which ever option isn't the gay one).

Just kidding, of course I want to get to know you, be your friend, listen to your on going chatter, complaints, be supportive, waste hard earn money on a coach bag, and get dumped for being just me. But hey, at least I'm honest, confident and bold.

And no I’m NOT out for a one night stands, but if it does happen, I promise to remember your name before I kick your buttox out of my house heh… I am however looking for a cool girl friend to share my time with. I don’t know about long term relationships on the account of the thick wall that my ex-wife left behind but I would venture to say that if you are truly good hearted, nice and enjoys my wicked sense of humor, you might be able to break down that wall. So good luck.

Oh just so you know, I am a geek and nowadays, geeks rules… And no, I don’t act or do stereotypical geeky things or mannerisms, just the gay ones muhahaha. Oh and no, I am not gay. I tried it once and I simply did not like it… Gee wiz batman, it’s a joke.

Female
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.