****DISCLAIMER****
First off if you are a whacko, psycho, total alcoholic, stalker, retarded, no sense of humor, bitter, or just plain wierd... Dont contact me. I have a bad mouth. I smoke. I tell it how it is. I say whats on my mind. I tell inappropriate jokes. Please be able to hold a semi-intelligent conversation before deciding to contact me. Lets be honest. I dont want a total dummy, no matter how cute you are or think you may be. That being said...


Not sure what I want from this site. New friends first and foremost. If i happen to stumble on a person I cant live with out, that will work too. I am very easy going. I am 32y/o. I am a chef. I am a guy so yes i like video games. But i dont sit at home and watch sports non stop. I love punk music, not the kind at the local pub where you cant make out a word. But more old school punk. I have tattoos and piercings. Just lookin for an easy going people to spend my free time with. The pics of me are horrible but they are all I could rustle up. dead hard drive = calling friends to send u pics they have of you.

I am moving back to Bullhead to take care of my ailing father. I would like to meet some people before I get back there. When I was there before... many many years ago I didn't have lots of friends. So not many to go back to.

I am a straight foreward, genuine person lookin for the same. I dont care who you are, what you have, who you know or how cute you are. I need people around me with personality. Now dont get me wrong if we are gonna be more than friends there NEEDS to be an attraction. But I can be friends with anyone who is interesting.
Ps if you have red hair or short hair ... or both ... feel free to contact me ... LOL

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++My Internet Dating Manifesto+++++++++++++++++++++++++

1. If a guy messages you or emails you. It doesn't automatically means he wants in your pants. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE. Sometimes people use these sites for friendship.

2. If you are a 2 stop waiting for a 10 to sweep you off your feet online. Again get off your high horse. If someone messages you and they aren't the most gorgeous thing. Maybe you two have a common interest or 2 and can become friends. I met my roommate, who is a great friend on a dating site.

3. I understand if you have children and they mean the world to you. But it doesn’t have the basis of everything on your profile. "My children come first" "My children mean the world to me" we get it. If it’s not just understood then you are a bad parent anyways. Stop putting pics of you and your children up. Guys do not find it sexy that you have a child and they will never be # 1 on your list.

4. If you are fat, large, huge. Just be honest about it. Do you really think you are gonna get a supermodel to fall in love with your personality then they wont care what you look like when you meet. Yes this is for you guys too. Believe it or not some guys like thicker girls or even the very large ones. Same with women. Lots of women prefer a guy with a little meat on their bones over the skinny ones. BE HONEST.

5. Dating and initial attraction is bases on looks. Come on lets face it we are a looks driven society. SO in your pics, why not put ones up of you with actual make up on. Not in your sweat pants lookin like you got ran over by a train.

6. This if for all you snobby Scottsdale clubber types. When all your pics involve you trying to act cool in a Scottsdale club. Spending the money you don’t have to do it. You may want to rethink your priorities. Many guys do not want a 6 night a week clubber. Then they have to fight for your time and attention... Same with you guys.

7. 95% of the guys here are lookin for sex. Come on we are guys. But 95% of the women here are lookin for the attention. They never have the desire to meet offline. They just want the constant. "You're so hot" emails. Get some self esteem.

8. Most everyone likes a few drinks from time to time. But if all your pics have you with some drink in your hand or drunk. You may want to go to an AA meeting. I can find the website for you. Drinking and being drunk is not attractive. I looked at a woman’s profile and she was very pretty till about pic 4. When she had a beer bong in her hand, I thought, "How very white trash of you". If you beer bong past the age of 23. Again I can get you the AA website.

9. Lots of women have become jaded due to a break up, bad dating experiences or just bad luck in general. Here is a tip. Before putting yourself back on the market, GET OVER IT. I personally won’t pay someone else’s karma debt by you being a raving bitter **** to me cause your ex did this or that. Stay single longer. Stop needing a relationship or a man to validate yourself.

10. It was brought to my attention by my roommate that women aren't looking for friends. Let’s say someone isn’t perfect for you but you share alot of common interests. What is wrong with being friends? You could be missing out on the greatest friend ever. I personally give everyone who contacts me a fair shot at friendship. Again 2's stop lookin for 10's.

11. Most everyone wants to find a perfect person for themselves. But let it happen. Don’t try to force it. It’s ok to date and not have to have an instant relationship. IT DOESN’T WORK. We all have done it. Jumped in head first with out looking. You usually hit your head on a rock or get your head stuck in the mud.

12. Here is one for both you women and men. Pics with people of another gender. I know you think the pic of you and your best guy friend or female friend looks good. And it makes you look cool. It may make you look cool to your buddies but to someone of the opposite sex it looks like you are a player or they already have competition before even talking. Friends of the opposite sex are great but no need to flaunt it all day.

13. Women get some women friends. Guys get some guy friends. You don’t know how many times I hear, "All my friends are guys" or my roommate hears "All my friends are women". I have a good amount of women friends but I do have a good amount of guy friends. If you cant relate with a person of the same sex on a friendship level. You may need some counseling.

14. What ever happened to being able to say HI to someone? Now you need some with opening line or someone won’t talk to you. Why is it someone’s job to be witty for you, to even open a conversation with you? Next time someone says hi. Why not just return the hi.

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15. Women this one is for you. I am tired of women lookin for a meal. What I mean by this is many women will go out with someone just to get a nice dinner. Not only do they want this they expect this. I for one will not make a date from this site to go out to dinner, a sporting event or any other large thing. I will make arrangements to meet for a cup of coffee to see even if we can stomach each other for the 30 minutes it takes to get that cup of coffee. OH and women ..... It is ok for you to pay for someone’s coffee. It is 2008 you have a job too.

16. This is for extreme cases. Stage 5 clingers and commitmentphobes. If you like someone and have alot in common ... cool. But doesn’t mean you need to be psycho clingy over them. And all you commitmentphobes. Try craigslist. You can find ass there with no strings attached instead of leading someone on just for sex then not calling them again (this is from the female roommate)

17. DRAMA. Ok we all have drama from time to time. But when you first talk to someone try to leave the drama bomb in the closet. If you have so much drama and crap going on in your life it consumes your every day life. Maybe it is not the right time to date. Kindly deactivate your profile till the time your drama level has subsided then reactivate it.

18. I call this one "Back Burnering". Feel free to use this. I will use it in a sentence at the end of this paragraph. If someone asks you "Want to go out Friday night" there are 2 answers. Yes or No. Not "I don’t know what I am doing yet" What this says is. I am waiting for better plans to come around and if they don’t then we can go out. Here is the use of the word. "Yes or no? I am not your back burner ****"

19. MAKE AN EFFORT. Make the effort to be friends or equally pursue someone romantically. It’s a 2 way street. Don’t make it someone else’s responsibility to call you or contact you every time you talk or hang out. If your life is too busy. Again ... kindly deactivate your profile.

20. SARCASM. When did sarcasm become a good quality? There is a big difference between sarcasm and a quick wit. I have talked to some women that had zero personality so they hid it with bitter sarcasm. A quick wit is a great quality but sarcasm is for the birds. Get a personality.

21. Back to looks. Full body pics. Every woman on here has been asked for a full body pic. Yes the guy is trying to check you out. If you were in a public place they would have the advantage of seeing your full body before talking. Yes men are very visual... get over it that’s life and how we are made. And these angled pics that make you look demure, submissive and smaller if you are a bigger girl. Again get some self esteem. Put it out there if someone likes what they see then they will talk to you.