To start off, I race boats for a living,and in my off time i have a job.I was formerly a astronaut,i have 3 space missions under my belt,including walking on the moon.in my off time i run around like forest gump,and make off hand comments like ,,i like the color blue, When red IS my favorite color(tuesdays only).I play in traffic,stare at the sun,and skip with my shirt off in thunderstorms with my lucky 10 foot metal pole .In my off time i drink beer ,stare at the wall and make shadow puppets.I enjoy tripping over my feet , hitting my fingers with a hammer hanging picturs, and vacuuming at 3 in the morning.

Im looking for a woman,, that is looking for: someone that can make me laugh, must like animals, likes to travel, no smokers, likes to ride on the backs of motercycles, fine dining, scents of humor, hard worker, loves the outdoors, and gets along with my friends.

let me know...lol dont take this literal i am actually not a racing , astronaut,that caries poles in the rain,but sometimes i do run around like gump..lol
i hope u cracked a smile looking at my profile, the other one i had on here wasn't as funny but if u want to get to know me mail and ask!!...

performing a high wire acts, driving around and going through yellow lights all night,dinner and drinks, dressing up like pirates and going to long john silvers ,aughrrrr...(by the way i hate long johns there food is not good)


just being a goof.. if u want to get to know me ... mail me...
woman,,, seriously ...