I'm a smart and funny flirt (examples below..I swear it! keep reading..go on..I dare ya..just one more paragraph..you can do it, right?). I'm educated, but not afraid to get dirty. I'm not your average guy - I like talking and sharing, but I am like your average guy in some ways (only the good ones I promise..) - I enjoy fishing, beer, cards, etc. I am pretty much irreligious (almost a Godless Heathen ). I'm looking for a woman who thinks similarly or for whom religion is not their guiding light.

I like women who are self-confident but not overbearing, one who can talk intelligently about things but not fear using a screwdriver (not a butterknife ;) although - hey, points for effort) or wrench. The kind of woman I am attracted to is one who stimulates my mind...I like smart cookies...but she doesn't have to be a genius (although hey bonus points) I just like hearing what people think. Having a good sense of humor would be a big plus - not that you have to be funny, just so long as you like a good laugh, For example if you prefer the cartoon Nancy to Calvin and Hobbes or the Far Side - you should keep fishing - cuz that's just so wrong it's perverse and obscene and likely the product of a vacuous upbringing - so it's not really your fault - just blame your mother, Freud would be pleased. (told ya..keep reading...)

OK I had just stopped smoking recently. Since I had stopped..I was hoping for that rare over 40 growth spurt...and not the one that occurs around the abdomen. I think smoking is the reason I'm not taller ;) I could blame my mother, but that doesn't seem right, I mean the only reason she didn't breastfeed me was because she said she only thought of me as a friend....kidding of course...My mother is a wonderful woman and NO I don't live with her..LOL. Although - ask me about her comments about my living arrangements when I was getting divorced - funny stuff. No, I own my home thank you very much.



Thanks..I'm here all week....tip your waitstaff. Expedite your Email by putting "Lewis Black" in the subject. It will indicate to me that you've actually read my profile.

Hopes, Dreams, and Aspirations: I have a good lead on a part-time job (in addition to my full-time work) at my old job..just in time for Christmas. I'm entertaining the idea of starting a limited liability corp with some colleagues to do some scientific research wherein I would be the crossover guy between the research and the business end of things. I finally bought the motorcycle I had wanted..woohoo. Took a dance class earlier this summer...I want to swing dance. want to try?

I took a dance class because I never saw anyone dancing who looked like they were having a bad time. What's next? I don't know..so much to learn and do.

Your Fish personality? yeah..right..I'm sure all of us here make our choices based on what type of fish personality we have...I mean honestly...who would ever choose to date a jellyfish? Other than mascochists I mean. So maybe there is something to that afterall?...so today I really feel like a seahorse.

Everyone meets for coffee and/or drinks....let's get imaginative and discuss an ideal fantasy date...Not a first date Hmmm..perhaps a hotair balloon ride? Yeah...we'll cruise around and call our friends as we go over wherever they live and waive to them as we tell them to come outside. And we could drop all sorts of interesting inflateable things into peoples yards we don't like. Then we'll land and we'll end up at a party('')('')('')('') and everyone will be having a great time and we'll be a big hit. It'd be a party with shriners at it and they'll be so taken with us they'll let us zip around in their small cars. Our sides will hurt from laughing.

Then we'll go off alone and talk - getting closer - sharing some conversation and looks...getting a little heated and then....

.... well...email me and I'll tell ya.