looking to see if anyone in this place actually reads these things. Summer is coming finally and I love being outdoors, sometimes even naked lol
I am here, this is me. tell me about you.

I dont like tazers or individuals who use them!

I thought I would add my list of must/must not's: (for those of you who dont get it. This list is a JOKE) AGAIN FOR THE THOUSANTH TIME: THE LIST BELOW IS A JOKE, PLEASE LEARN BASIC COMPREHENSION

1) Must be a devil in bed
2) must have a great sense of humour
3) Must not be overwieght
4) Must love to eat fine foods
5) Must dont drink, water is ok
6) Must not smoke, bud is ok
7) Must not be looking for a sexual encounter
8) Must be looking for a long term commitment, marriage
9) Must enjoy doing taxes annually
10) Must enjoy paying for expensive vacations
11) Must enjoy cooking and cleaning
13) Must be dependable and have a good career
14) Must enjoy children, others as well as yours
15) Must not be looking for sex
16) Must be able to pay for dinners out

Now, think about your list. Pretty silly isnt it? Why would anyone put up so many barriers? geez OH, and if you have one of these lists and then claim to be open minded you may want to rethink that statement lOl
Oh and BTW: all men want sex eventually, so why say that you dont want sex. Do you think that a man will want you if you dont want sex? Get a grip

oh, and if I send you an email, it means that there may be some common things to chat about. So why not reply?
well it appears that a very few of you actually reply, hmmmmm.
Perhaps we should call this place: Plenty of Baggage :)

If you wear lulu pants and bug eye sunglasses and/or a tramp stamp, then chances are that you are vacant and we wont have a lot in common to talk about other than how silly you look LOL
and don't call yourself a Goddess, you are not, and I am not a God, get over yourselves
Update: I love this one: "looking for a good hearted man", Well my dears, I should hope so, otherwise, "a bad hearted man" would either be dead on on life support. duh lol

NOTE: It appears that some of you are having difficulties comprehending my profile above. Please read it carefully. My profile is just an example of the ridiculous laundry lists that some women put on their profiles. Please stop sending me messages that I am too picky and learn how to read, :)

It has come to my attention after much too long on this site that the majority of women here are to put it quite simply .....ATTENTION *&$@$#'s). It that is you, then by all means don't reply. Unbelievable

Note 2:
I am going to begin adding some of the ridiculous things that some women post here to my profile, this should be really good for a laugh or two :)

"Looking for someone to make me smile" = please come fix my life :)
"looking for successful laid back dude" hmmm, laid back isn't really an entrepreneurial trait now is it? :)
"looking for a genuine man" - the other option is, hmmm a trangendered man? duh
"I like to go out and have a good time, but I also like to stay in cuddle watch a movie. " so which is it?
"Looking for someone real!" rather than someone who does not exist? duh.
"Are you out there?", ummmm, no?
"Looking for a real man...not a fake ass", where does one find a fake ass, I need to get me one of those lol
"Willing to watch hockey" = I am desperate, or I will put up with sports until I can change you :)
"looking for a manly man", what? no metrosexuals? lol
"Can you wear a suit and make a table?" - why would I want to build a table in a suit?
"Looking for a real man who loves life!" - nah, I prefer being dead, doh!
"Worst Date Ever" - ya, thats what I am looking for lol
"Looking for a nice guy" - I say, bu** sh*t. You know you like the bad ones.
"Im a wild child!" = I am an attention wh*re
"High Expectations" , laundry list of Must/Must nots coming soon :)
"Likes guys who are sweet and FUNNY!" = but will never go out with one :)
"Warm Heart,cold toes, need toe warmer! " - ever heard of socks?
"I am a kickstand in your mouth." = just plain strange
"let's go somewhere nice" I want you to pay for it :)
"lookin for a man not a boy" - but he must be under 25 lmao
"looking for an open minded man" - I am asain and only date asian men lol
"Not LOOKING ANY MORE....TO MUCH BULL SHI " - What man wouldn't want a woman with such a positive statement/outlook on life :)
"some university" = Christmas Grad,or you couldn't handle it lol

Final NOTE: Do any women here actually have the courtesy to reply to a friendly message sent by a genuine man? Un friggin believable. I am glad I have a life besides joking around in this place. I mean really, are you that self absorbed?


UPDATE: Sept. 18/09: I will not email you, I have sent many humourous, friendly emails to women here and rarely ever get a reply.
If you want to chat with me you will have to contact me. I will respond to all messages, (as I am not a knob), even if it is just to acknowledge your message.. Some of you could learn some common courtesy here.

date? who said anything about dating?