Looking for my forever person. You must have hair, teeth, and a job! I don't like facial hair. That means no mushstaches, beards, or goatees. Non-smokers only please.

Since I'm 4'-11", no tall men. Looking for men between 5'-0" and 5'-6". Stop sending e-mails asking if I'll make any exceptions.

I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO TALL MEN! IF YOU WRITE AND ARE OVER 5'-6", IT SHOWS YOU HAVE NOT READ MY PROFILE AND IT WILL BE DELETED WITHOUT BEING READ!!!

No men of color either please. I perfer caucasain only please.

You must be:
Fairly intelligent (ok, you really should be smart) because I love Scrabble, so you'll need to know how to spell.
You should smile often and laugh aloud. You haven't lost or abandoned your inner child and still know how to have fun. You sing along to your favorite songs but you also know you'll never be the next American Idol, and it's ok. You help elderly people cross the street and find their cars. You're responsible. You're friendly. You're not obnoxious.. You're not recently separated. You're not on parole and have never commited a serious crime. You don't smoke and you don't drink like a fish. You have your head screwed on real tight and you don't play games. MUST be emotionally stable and have your issues under control.

I am looking for one person for the ultimate relationship. If you're not at the point in your life where a long term commited relationship doesn't fit into the plan, you may want to pass me by, and it's ok.. I know what I want.

First perfect date would be to want that date to never end. I like all sorts of activities. We could go to a fine restaurant, or a quiet dinner. Anywhere where we can hear our conversation.