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Your parents think that Im a wonderful influence
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Profession Business Development
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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Interests
| Airport Security | One-piece swimming costumes | Wild linguistic skillz | | Playing vball with men | Sketching detailed murals on rocks | Cooking circles around your mum | | Boardroom meetings | Musicals of the fancy hats variety | Professional debauchery | | | |
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About Me
I was definitely one of those airline traveling kids that they put the smiley face badge on and ushered around the ports like a stray sheepling. I've lived in three different continents...so far, and I will keep pillaging. But for now I'm here in Toronto doing the corporate financial district thing. I like climbing trees, being on or in the water, embracing big cities, and turning an ordinary walk into an extraordinarily fun time.
My myriad of desirable qualities include folding aerodynamically superior paper planes and always decanting my Bordeaux. I like hitting up fancy shmancy restaurants, and I like hitting up weekend paloozas. I like hitting the sand, the slopes, and the books. I stay away from hitting small children and kittens though. Honest.
I can be a real piece of work, but luckily I'm exceptional at getting out of trouble. It's probably important to note though that I thrive best under a complete lack of accountability ;)
First Date
Figuring out if we're even going to get along or not is probably a good start.
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 | The only thing I can think for the great Humbugball is that she is a musical theme. Somewhere between The Monkees and Jackson 5 lies a pleasant indie pop middle. She cooks, she cleans and gets ya drunk. You probably can't keep up with her, so don't even try... You will also have steep competition, and douchebags are easily weeded out. If you are using poor grammar move on, you are a douchebag. |
 | I remember the first time I laid eyes on old hummerballs, it was fraternity rush week at the kappa gamma kai house. We were both pledges and spent all of hell week together, then sadly I was turned away but hummerballs got in after they saw how well she could dunk a basketball. |
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