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fissionmission The Barnacle: Ifyoutubem*yspace i'llgoogleyouryahoo
 
City nowhere Minnesota
Area United States
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Sagittarius
Height6' 0" (183 cm)

 
Age 46
Gender Man
Body Type A Few Extra Pounds
Religion Other Religion
Hair Color Brown
Private Images Yes
Chemistry View | Relationship Needs: N/A

 
I am Seeking a Woman Who is Looking for Long Term

 
Smoker? No
Do you drink? No
Marital Status Single
Profession employed mfg.
Smarts Some university
 
Do you want children? Does not want children
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? Yes
Do you have a car? Yes

  Interests
variety of thingsthings of varietymusic
cataloguesnew itemsold items
artworkconservationrecycling
playing with dirtsawing woodgrowing plants
karmascrabbletshirts with statements

 About Me
 Due to the graphic nature of this profile viewer discretion is advised,TV-MA mature content,not responsible for accidents ,enter at your own peril,yes I said peril,this could be quite perilous. I have an overdeveloped sense of off the wall humor.

 First Date
  I will not run,or shoot a gun,I will not pet your cat,or wear a cowboy hat,I would not,could not go sit in a bar, or let you drive my car.I will however hold your hand or listen to a marching band , I will smile and nod,but I will not touch your bod(unless of course)I have to help you off a horse.Sorry this turned out DR.Suess your profile I will peruse.My hobbies are sculpting things from SPAM or jello,yogurt juggling,singing while gargling,,yodeling underwater,making my own cardboard.Showing off my lint sculptures,drawing conclusions upsetting apple carts.I work out by throwing doughnuts at people as they leave the gym.
I like to make my own music I own drums guitars and keyboard wanna play?






 
fissionmission has 2 roses that can be sent.

Mail Settings (To message fissionmission you MUST meet the following criteria.)
  Age between 35 and 48
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke

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