You are a forty something (give or take a decade), leggy white female. You are very intense, intelligent, reflective, touchy, and overly affectionate. You believe physical contact is very important, and public displays of affection are to be warmly encouraged. You are preoccupied with dreaming up ever more imaginative and adventurous ways to play, and going anywhere or doing anything without your lover doesn’t seem to be much fun at all.

Dinners out are dressy, dinners in are relaxed and playful. Prim, proper, conservative behavior on our part is merely what we do for the benefit of our conservative friends, relatives and coworkers. I’m a financially secure professional, searching for all of the above and hoping to find someone sophisticated enough to condense a lot of the preliminary up front nonsense into as short a time as possible. Please be intelligent and experienced enough to dispense with all of the up front complexity and game playing if there is some actual chemistry and commonality. Also, please be imaginative enough to help me fill in all the rest of all of the material that I’ve neglected to write.

It would be so very delightful to find the “right person” who had the ability like myself to take that game playing and complexity out of the process, and sort of reinvent it along the lines of a few very relaxed evenings of playing poker with all of the cards face up on the table. I am really worn out from this seeming endless search and pursuit of friendship and companionship...the occasional diner and casual whatever that I do find out here is far from satisfying. Only one intense, enthusiastic, honest, blunt, brazen, bold, and totally insane response is sought. (You’ll decide when to trash my ads on the internet.)

Since I'm in the City every day (Metrotech Center in Brooklyn), we could always do lunch so we can plan what we are going to do on the weekend.