If you don't get the headline reference, please move on. I guess if you got this far, I applaud you for getting past the pictures, and deciding to see what I'm about. Well, my friend asked me to do this so that she wouldn't feel alone, and to write a testimonial for her. Basically, if you've seen the movie "Grandma's boy" I'm pretty much like a younger, fitter, more exotic version of Alex. And if you haven't seen it, I suggest you do before you chat with me. Its hilarious. Don't flatter yourselves too much though, because I enjoy the single life right now. I just want to hang out, chill, or make friends with, some fun and exciting women. I wanna make sure you girls are paying attention, so here's a quiz to see just how perceptive you lovely females are:

1) What country was I born in?
2) What sport am I playing? (which is arguably my favorite)
(Bonus question): What NHL team do I cheer for?
3) What kind of dog am I holding in my living room?
4) What is the logo on my belt buckle of?
5) What object am I holding with my Fedora on? (*Hint: Its something for your hair)

So are you smart enough to go at least 5 for 6? Gimme a shout if you think you can, or if you just wanna chat. Otherwise good luck (as some of you may need it), and enjoy the pics. Happy "fishing."

It really doesn't matter to me. A Woman who likes to take charge is very sexy.