I clicked my heels together three times and wished I was in Cuba, but the reality fairy smacked me in the head and flew away laughing!

Never argue with an idiot.They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”



No matter where you go or what you do, always behave with dignity and respect for yourself and for others. You never know if the person who could be your future has been watching.

From time to time I will click on a profile of someone and raise my eyebrows in confusion over what seems to be a common question among men. "Are there any normal women out there?"
I am a woman (last time I checked, and I liked it, I saw I was a woman!) And I am normal...but it is up for you to decide what is NORMAL? Define normal as you see it? I could ask if there are any normal men out there, but my defination of normal could be someone who does not have a remote control to any device and beer and cigarettes are arsnic to them. Normal is they call when they promise to call, go out on dates with you instead of procrastinating, respect another persons time, and never stand them up. But to other people, to find a man like that, he would not be normal! So what is normal???

I am a Nflder and I love people. I love being around people, talking to people and sharing stories and ideas with people. My friendliness is what most people see when they first meet me. And to me, everyone is normal until they start to wear their underwear outside of their pants and their cape is tied to tight!

I have had many adventures in my life with many more to come. At one time I was in the army and I have done some extensive travelling around the world and some of these trips I have taken alone. There are times when on just a days notice, I packed up and took off to a new destination. My friends say I am fearless....lol. Someday soon I will have the financial freedom to travel and home will just be a place that I visit!

My work is in the arts and that keeps me extremely busy. I seek someone who understands that way of life. There are times when I could be out on a photoshoot until 3am and you will not ever have a problem with that. You will also never have a problem when I go on tour. It would be really wonderful if you had the freedom in your life to come with me.

I am also a romantic sensuous woman who would like to have a romantic sensuous man enhance her life. You are looking for the same. You want what I want and you have a lot to share…ideas, life experiences, adventures, enthusiasm, happiness, …. You get the idea!

You are my knight that I have yet to meet…or maybe I have met you and we have not opened our eyes! Something to ponder, hmmmmmmm?
It is hard to find real honesty and true integrity on the internet, and it is also a frustration you share. I think it is the anonymous feeling people get on the computer that braves them up to pretend to be more then what they really are. I seek the man who is everything he says he is and more! In other words...one that is normal!

I am single because if I am ready to give 120% to a relationship which I always do, I want the same in return. In love, I am your best investment on your heart. I'm a keeper, a good catch and all that jazz. Until I meet the right one, ya don't friggin deserve me! The only expectation I have is that you are a gentleman and will treat me like a lady! You are emotionally AVAILABLE and interested in having someone come into your life!



You are a very together person. You have a loving family, and great friends. You have a job you really enjoy and you are an amazing person. You are the male opposite of me. You are the person everyone goes to for advice, friendship, support, when they are in pain and need a comforting presence, but late at night when you are hugging your pillow, you know something is missing. It is not family, friends, career, money, vacations, or things to do…..it is me…that special person who can add so much more to your life. The person you are meant to be with. I want to find you too!


PS: You are NOT allergic to cats. I have three!



All the best to you and good luck in your searches....now if you are rich, single, handsome...PICK ME for GODS SAKE...come on...get it over with. This on line dating is like Christmas when the malls are too crowded...get in get out get it done!

The 'Perfect Password'

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would
now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband
was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect
to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was
entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:



P...E...N...I...S


His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:


**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH****


Sorry....no wine for me. I am ALLERGIC!


Dating from the internet can be evil. There is always that temptation to keep looking for someone better!

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ~ WOO HOO what a ride!


Please have a photo to contact me!