Hi, I'm Neil.
Three words to describe me: Honest, Honest & Honest (except when I'm fibbing)!
Three character flaws: Talks too much, Thinks too much & Moans too much.
Three qualities: Loving, Devoted, Sexy as f*** (wink)
Three things I seek: Kiss & Cuddles, A "Soul mate", Understanding that putting my kids first doesn't mean I'm not over my ex.
Looking for "Mr. Right" are you?
Ok! perhaps the reason you can't find "Mr. Right" is because he's NOT looking for "Miss TOO choosy". And don't forget, you are here because all the "Tall, dark & handsome" guys are taken!
Mr. Right is right here! Come and get me if you dare!
You want an honest guy but you don't consider your lack of fidelity an issue. You think "nice guys" aren't sexy so aren't really interested when you find one. You want a man to make you laugh all the time, NO PRESSURE THERE THEN!
OK so think about your last fella for a mo................... There see, didn't fit the bill did he, but you still shagged him and probably loved him! "Mr. Right" my bottom! How come finding someone one here suddenly makes you think that you can take your pick? We are both here because we're "desperate". Alright then, because we can't find someone out there in the "real world", like the internet isn't real is it! [and no I don't hate women, I'm playing - laugh, it's tongue-in-cheek!!!]
I have a very dry sense of humour. Anyone making the effort to mail me will get a response I promise & the longer your effort, the more effort goes into my reply! If this didn't make you laugh, you probably didn't get this far so no need to check your pulse, just get mailing! (One last thing, if you are English, please could you use our language and not gobbledy-texty-gook, if possible. If you're not English then you can use as much dodgy grammar as you like, it's endearing). Good luck xxx
Oh and please put this on your profile if you know someone.......
that has crossed a Sheep with an Emu, stuffed a golf club up it's harris and stuck him in a field of beans!
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One last thing. I AM A DAD, and that is more important than anything else. They live with me most of the time, I'm not exploiting them, they are not at risk being on here, Although ideally I'm looking for someone to share some time with I haven't yet worked out how I can fit anyone else into our busy lives and if you think the kids should be hidden away and for me to pretend they aren't my number one concern then you will probably struggle to accept that fitting in to our life might be a bit tricky. I'm the best dad there is, and that means my dancing shoes are long since retired. Party with your mates if you like but when it's time to unwind, I'll be here to snuggle up with (once the kids are asleep)! And I prefer flat chested girls but won't reject you just for being top heavy.
And for the record, we've been on our own for over three years, and sorry this has gradually got very long, I only usually read the short ones but apparently you girls are more likely to reply to lengthy profiles!!!
(Oh and my age is wrong, I'm 41. Can't find where to correct it. However, on the plus side, someone I met last week thought I looked 28 so I don't feel guilty that my age is misleading)!
A picnic and a walk in the woods perhaps; food is a great icebreaker and as for the woods!
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