I have been compared to King Richard, Captain Picard, Stalin, Albert Einstein, Bas Ruten, and Atilla the Hun. I drink a quart or Burbon for breakfast. I taught Bobby Jones how to play golf. I fought Ken Shamrock to a draw with one hand an hour after having LASIK. I once dug a tunnel from York, Nebraska to San Diego with my bare hands just to see if I could. It took a weekend. I've served as the foreign affairs minister in Bali. I was kicked out of Italy for being too good of an opera singer. I have a heart of gold, stomach of cast iron, fists of steel, ice in my veins, and fire where it counts. I can calm a screaming baby with one second of the sound of my voice, and I don't wink at women because they're too busy passing out from my smile. My presence sets off fire alarms. I don't age. And if you've ever seen that video of the guy that gets attacked by the great white in Hawaii..well I swam away without a scratch. My finny foe was not so lucky. Cheers

Well depends, a movie, dinner, dancing, starbucks, a trip to Hawai'i..leavin July 24..aloha e!