What makes me unique--too many people have told me that when I was made, not only did the mold break but the laboratory that created the mold exploded as well. I'm a funny and well mannered guy.

What makes me unique...

* I wrote a book published in 2000.
* I've worked as a stand up comedian (long time ago)
* I've written articles for a number of area newspapers.
* I don't own anything pink since the tv show Miami Vice went off the air.
* I'm charitable with time and money.
* I worked with on air news anchor men and women during the 9/11 crisis to help them
cope with the impossible.
* I run a medically managed weight control program for children.
* There's much more.


My favorite physical activity is cycling--I ride 125 - 150 miles per week.
I did pick up jogging but it was too rough on my knees..blech! So, if you need a new-ish looking pair of jogging sneaks (size 10)--maybe we can strike a deal.

I love movies and am thoroughly addicted lol.. I love so many things....

Family - I have no children. I have two brothers--one in Central, NJ and other is living in Brazil. My mom lives nearby and I keep an eye on her to make sure that she has a quality life too.

I don't have any communicable diseases and am free to travel the country without the escort of federal marshals. Although, I still seem to be having troubles gettin' into Missouri (we'll discuss it later). Damn it! I'm drug free and will gladly place my hand on the holy bible and swear that I have an ongoing steady supply of clean underwear.


Why do women ask this? Yes I own suits, sports coats, blue jeans - I even have one those glade scent thingies somewhere in here - Oh wait, I know where it is.. last week I super glued it to the cat. Where's the cat?

I think getting drunk while driving golf carts sounds like fun. We can paint your cart pink for a feminine touch.

There's something to be said about ordering a couple #6 happy meals. Yes, yes, you can have some of my french fries too.

Let's go to Sears--I bet you could use a new cordless drill set. (No, we aren't stoppin' at the cosmetics section).

There's always something good on the cartoon channel!

If you start crying while watching Grey's Anatomy, I'm going to turn the channel.

Shopping for unisex clothing!

Let's just meet over 4 pitcher's of beer n' see what happens (other than double vision).

Lastly, let's take a ride in the "Cash Cab" !!!!!!!!!!!!!