I still hate talking about myself and find it very difficult to sum myself without writing a book. So if you want to know anything just ask. If you can describe yourself adequately in a couple of sentences you are probably too shallow for me.

I hate long walks on the beach. If I am near a beach it is probably because I am in the water, not on the beach. Long swims near a beach, that I can handle.

I also am looking for a woman who doesn't love Jesus. I don't like the competition. I mean sure, I got him beat in the cooking department because I can come up with something more creative than loaves and fishes, but he's got the six pack abs and the famous daddy. You can be friends with Jesus, but I don't want him hanging around the house all the time drinking up my juice.

Oh yeah, and I hate UFC. I know it is the big rage here lately, but there was just something about it I couldn't get into. Then I got on here and started seeing all these women who are into it. I then realized that the show is essentially large sweaty men in little tight shorts wrazzlin each other. While that is perfectly fine for whoever is into that sorta thing, it ain't my cup of tea. It was scary how close to a UFC fight the love scene in Brokeback Mountain looked.

Internet dating is an oxymoron. You can't date on the internet. I find it hard to muster an attraction to my computer screen.

Let's drop a couple of messages, maybe an IM or two, and then let's meet to see if we like each other enough to begin the nipple twisting that is called dating.

Preferably we would go to a brightly lit public place with lots of witnesses close by who can hear me scream if you start any funny business.

Also, I get a lot of messages on here. So if you do message me, please have something interesting to say.

P.S. For all you single moms out there; I know its a tough gig, but please be able to go out at least once a week for adult time. I don't mind kids, I actually like kids, and might even want to meet yours someday if we hit it off. However, if I never get to see you long enough to get to know you (on the computer or phone does not count) then it is a moot point.