*** UPDATE - Sept 2/08: Just a heads up, fishies - I'll be taking a POF sebatical for a wee while ... apologies ...
Hello fellow fishies!
ME:
(in a nutshell ... "Help! I'm in a nutshell!" ...)
- I've never been married and have no kids (I'm not adverse to either, if and when the time is right).
- I'm not an alcoholic, user, smoker, gambler, psychopath, serial dater (or killer!) manic/depressive or addict (unless hockey counts!).
- I *am* a Sens fan, but will willingly date Leafs fans, if for no other reason than to make fun of them! ;)
- I'm well educated (university & college); I'm not stupid and won't feign idiocy to appear 'cute' (I'm cute enough already ... why don't you find out for yourself?!?).
- I WILL judge you for using poor grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc. If you have something to say to me, please make it COHERENT so I can respond! ;)
- I have a wicked sense of humour with a really sarcastic streak. If you aren't at least a LITTLE thick-skinned you'll likely end up more offended than entertained, which is NOT my intention. Keep that in mind when I tease you, which WILL happen! (And on that note, I'm wanting witty retaliation from your end - so bring it!)
- I have a terrible habit of abusing CAPS to emphasize words in text. Sorry, thats a trademark; no, I'm not yelling and no, its NOT going to change! ;)
- I have never had a cup of coffee in my entire life ... and I don't intend to start drinking the stuff JUST to have something to do when we meet! Think pints or tea!
- I'm fanatical about recycling and being good to the planet, its been good to us.
- I think some of the most UNATTRACTIVE qualities one can possess are things like any 'ISM' (racism, sexism, pessimism! etc), any other form of discrimination (homophobia, intolerance for the disabled, etc) and close-mindedness in general.
- Conversely, some of the most ATTRACTIVE qualities are things like positivity, passion, honesty, confidence, a SOLID sense of humour, a sense of direction (both in life and while driving!) and a sense of adventure, to name a few.
- I work with my hands; I'm what happens when a Tom-Boy grows up. But don't worry, I own a dress and I clean up REAL nice-like! ;)
- I sing in the shower and when I'm driving (and die of embarassment when I'm busted mid-song!).
- I'm more loyal than a dog and more self-sufficent than a cat ... and I'm house trained!
* I think online dating is only going to be successful if we're both honest and open; if you're out there, I'd love to hear from you!
** Sorry guys, there is a character minimum now, no more replies to "Hi, how are you" ... be ORIGINAL!!!!!!!
*** Apologies if I've recently removed myself from your favourites list. If you liked me so much, why didn't you just say hello, hmmm??? ;)
To start, I'm looking for someone:
- to hang out and have fun with (couldn't we all use a little more fun?!?)
- someone to compliMENT my life, not compliCATE it (no BS or chain yanking please!)
- someone to laugh with ... or AT!!! ;)
Anything more can develop on its own, so no sense in putting pressure on it and making it awkward, ya dig?
CONGRATULATIONS!!! (and THANKS!) for reading all that! If you're laughing with me (ok ok, OR at me!) regarding anything I've said, feel free to get in touch with me and we'll go from there. I'll try my best to not make it sound like a job interview - promise! - but my references ARE available upon request! ;)
Happy fishing and good luck to us all!
... why are you still reading? The profile is over, time to send me a message already! :P
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