*IF I VIEWED YOU BUT DIDN'T SEND A MESSAGE, FEEL FREE TO WRITE ONE THIS WAY. I CLICKED AT WORK AND AM BUSY*

I had sworn off this site, but in helping my roommate look around to meet some women in our area, I didn't realize the quality of women here in the valley who have joined here. My thinking could be "why didn't I do this sooner?"

Not really that "nice guy" you chicks like to try to make your 'girlfriend'. You know the one. The guy who is always there, you can always count on, basically you feel like you can change in front of him and take him tampon shopping with you. That's not me. I like guy things. Steak and potato's, action flicks and football. I probably won't ask how your day went unless you make a big deal out of wanting to tell me about it, and even then, hopefully you can get it all crammed in before Sportscenter.

I like to think of myself as chauvinist. Pretty well describes me the best. Not saying you should have the right to vote taken away or you shouldn't be able to earn the same rate of pay as a man..but I'm still on the bubble over those.

I miss the toilet when it's dark. I know, it sucks huh? Wear slippers.

I despise Jenna Jameson. Not because she does pr0n, but because she's trying to make women believe that it's quite alright to be open enough and adventurous enough to dabble in the adult entertainment industry. Uh uh..I want my pr0n stars coked out and looking like bambi-eyed does on camera. Shame on you Jenna.

Anyways. I'm pretty much a jerk. A fun jerk, but not the typical nice guy who cares if I make an impression on you. I have pics of me on the toilet in my profile, so don't think I will care what you think I look like.

I'm overly confident, a bit conceited and I'm a Leo. You will never win any argument with me.

...but I don't pee the bed..So you got that going for you.

Update: Apparently I need to tell more stuff about me, other than just letting you know I am a jerk.

I'm not religious. But I know where a church is, in case I need sanctuary from vampires or demons..

I'm not very shy. That shy "nice guy" side of me is long gone. I am not afraid to approach or open conversation with anyone, I don't care how 'hot' they are. If a girl is hot, and shoots me down...my little revenge tactic is to close my eyes for a moment, and picture her constipated. No chick is hot while going poo. Just remember that, you "Read and Deleted" ones.

I used to have a drinking problem, but we broke up. So now, I can drink beers again. No problem.

If you can't tell, I like to make people laugh. I'm not some bleach blonde California pretty boy, nor will I ever be. But I am funny...or try to be, about everything. Remember, Gary Busey used to be a bleach blonde California pretty boy. Look at him now...yeah, looks fade. Humor is forever.

First dates should be something new and unique, so probably join a cult.