Take a deep breath it's a long read, and if you get to the very bottom you better send me a message...lmao

Here, take my hand I'll walk you through it step by step....

Internet dating profiles, personality tests, pictures, tag lines, interests and so much more...We really try to narrow things down to the finite of love and relationships these days.

Can you remember when there was no internet, no cell phones, and cable was only in the cool part of town? You remember don't you!

Okay so I guess my point is getting lost, but at least you are starting to learn about my quirks...i love the 80's and I tend to ramble. We really have come so far, especially with this whole internet dating jazz. I'm not shy of opinions, imagination, and or story telling.... So what have you learned thus far?

Now for a deep sea dive into my soul....

I have a huge love for... Dogs, Great food, Sweets, Naps, Holidays, Late night thunderstorms, Astrology, Dreams, and my favourite channels are HGTV/A&E/LIFE/GEO. I enjoy great music, and great movies *Snuggle Me I’ll Love U 4ever* Dancing will keep you young and a spontaneous piggy back through the grocery store will cure your hic-ups. I won’t say I'm into the club/bar scene but certainly enjoy it now and then.

Wow this can be tough, I'm not to sure what to write really, especially when there's no questions. I guess a whole bunch of randomness should do it. You really won't know if we have a connection until we speak, that's just how things work. You may feel we do based on photos, words or an open mind, but when it comes right down to it...you really need to hear me, see me, and touch me to know I'm real for you. Nevertheless, this is a great place to start for new adventures, so if there's any advice I can give...don't shy away from sending a message...to me of course!

So enough about me lets talk about you *Scorpio/Taurus/Virgo/Pisces*….lol and every one else that feels they will compliment my personality. You need to be able to keep the drama, games and jealousy to a minimum and enjoy the ability to communicate openly. Having the understanding of compromise and the knowledge that the power of respect holds will grant you rewarding experiences. Style is significant even if it’s a ball cap and jeans, but you must be confident it only takes 30 seconds to make that first impression even if you are super cute. When the question of chemistry is asked…Mmmmm Jessica Alba *giggles* I'd really like to let it come naturally so no expectations, but lots of optimism. Sound Good?

I really like people who vibrate, people who cultivate their dreams until those dreams take hold of their own reality. I like people with the capacity to bear the consequences of their actions, who escape from sensible advice leaving the solutions in the hands of life. I like people who are fair, people who welcome the new day and the good things in their life. People that enjoy living every hour in good spirits, grateful to be alive, and able to smile at a stranger, offer their hands and help generously without expecting anything in return. I like people capable of constructive criticism and people who keep an open mind in everything they do. I like people who know the importance of positive energy and people who conceive life with humor.

********"Everything I need to know I learned from watching Gilligan's Island."********

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.....

Blanching, caramelizing, double Windsor and 120 grit...that about sums me up... ;)

Your choice of strawberries, raspberries, bananas, or blueberries - sugar - flour - milk - salt - eggs - oil - vanilla and lots of heat....Wanna guess what I just made for you?