I once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves; When Google can't find something, it asks me for help; If I misspell a word, your dictionary is wrong; I shop at Costco...without a membership; I can sneeze with my eyes open; I can leave a message before the beep; Scissors are scared to run with me; I once beat the Mona Lisa in a staring contest; I know Victoria's Secret; I can judge a book by its cover; People with amnesia still remember me; I tell Bob Barker when the price is right; I can start a fire using only water; In an emergency I can be used as a floating device; I do know what Willis is talking about; I counted to infinity-twice; I can lead a horse to water AND make it drink; I let the dogs out; I don't wear a watch, I decide what time it is; I can slam a revolving door; I CAN believe its not butter; I ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one...yes this is all true.