I'm looking for a tall beautiful blonde that only wants to spoil me in every way. She should be able to cook, greet me at the door with a drink in hand and after a hard day at the office I'd like to come home to a trail of rose petals and discarded articles of clothing leading to the bedroom. Is it too much to ask that she also like football and have a trust fund?
Update: I've had surprisingly few responses. Apparently I am being too restrictive. You don't have to be tall.
Update #2: OK, you don't need to be able to cook.
#3: And you don't have to do the rose petal thing. We'd probably just argue over who should clean them up.

The first date should be nice and short in case we can't stand each other. Lunch is a good one because there is a time limit :)