purple elephants do exist. quantum physics can be applied to daily life. water your plants at nite to absorb water longer. chop suey was invented in america not china. i can bend both thumbs in awkward directions... blah blah blah...

does it really matter what i put in here? it just seems so repetitive anyhoot. well, just in case you were curious and had some intention of learning "about me" by reading a couple lines, here we go:

i'm facetious. i'm extremely shallow. i'm very picky and not at all easy to get along with. i'm high maintenance and highly disintelligent. i have absolutely NO sense of humor and biased against anyone who doesn't agree with me. i don't like being spontaneous or outgoing. i'm close minded and very clingy. i don't have a car and i live with my parents. in their room. i've had one serious relationship. her name was klassyWebChick8001. i hate laid back girls and LOVE DRAMA!!!!! one last thing... i don't have a job.

***Update***
just got a job at HotDog on a Stick. come by and i'll hook you up. Fo Sho!

i figured you could pick me up and i can pick out a movie that i've been dying to see. if you don't drive, i can get my dad to drive us. i love McDonald's so i guess we can find a 24hr one to eat at. then we can go back to my parents' and have some drinks. maybe some Olde English 40s? then you can go down on me and then you can go home.

now, now... don't blow up my mail wanting to ask me out. it might take a while to get to you so be patient. i can only read it one at a time anyway. hope to hear from you! buh bye now! take care!