Welcome and thank you for taking the time to read my profile

I know everyone dislikes this part of the profile sketch,I am guessing that most sit there at the keyboard and scratch their heads

Yup...sometimes the truth is very funny, but you know what they say about laughter.
I am wondering if

here takes as much patience as it sometimes does just simply

?
And when you hook one,what is the deciding factor on whether to throw it back or not?:
Boy can that statement open a can or worms or what!!
I am feeling that for most, as well as for myself,that

can become a very weary process.
I am thinking that if there is a school of fish,it would be alot easier, let's face it the more fish there are going after the bait, the more likly it would be to catch one.
LOL...ok enough of that.....
I am girlie with a sense of humor, I enjoy making people smile and laugh. Don't let the girlie thing fool you, I am not high maintainence girlie, but I do take pride in my appearence.
I like to dress up and wear high heels at times, but most of the time,it's jeans and cute comfortable tops. Just depends on where I'm going and what I am doing.
I have traveled alot in the past, I had the opportunity to spend time on Native American reservation, one in Arizona and also in South Dakota.
I will try almost anything at least once.....But no skydiving or bungee jumping for me..
I enjoy extremely funny movies and one of my favorite actors is Jack Nicholsen.
I love to dance and I can't sing,although I did once sing a cat out from under a porch once.lol I enjoy most types of music.
I enjoy a glass of wine now and then and I don't like

at all.
I enjoy watching people as it can be very amusing at times.
I get very excited at the sounds of muscle cars and motorcycles. I like thunderstorms they can be very powerful, just like Harley's!!!!!
I am looking for someone who isn't in a big hurry I like to crawl before I walk and to walk before I run,and see where It goes,if it is meant to be, it will be!!
Thanks again for reading my profile, if I got you to smile then even better.
Have a Great day.....And good luck

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Oh, I almost forgot, A guy I use to date left a tool of his here, It is supposed to be a "stud finder"....

I still am trying to figure out how exactly it works:Am I suppose to carry it with me and hold it up to detect a stud nearby? And when there is one nearby does this contraption alert me in any way? Maybe in actuality it is a dud finder...and it's alert would be like that robot in the original lost in space episodes, it would probably give out electrical shocks as it screamed out "WARNING,WARNING"

First date something simple and safe...
Second date,something out of the oridinary would be interesting!