"Good little girls, rarely make history"

Deceiver - Disturbed

Hi boys!!! My name is Heather, everyone just calls me Heddy(no pervy reason for that!) I am 25, I am a waitress for the time being, I actually enjoy it more than most and 3 nights a week I am a bartender! I am divorced(thank you Jesus), I am a college student. I love to dance, I absolutely love all music, I sing all damn day long:) I just got out of a really long (1 year) relationship to someone who just played games with my heart for months and months and was never straight with me...I never want to feel like that again so if you aren't honest and just want to play silly little mind games go somewhere else!I am super picky, I mean I try not to be but I am, I love a man with a chizzled jaw and nice build, who knows how to be romantic and sensitive but would murder someone over hurting his girl. I like a man that knows how to dress and carries himself with pride! As for me I am pretty girly well lets not kid ourselves there, I am super girly...I don't like dirt or bugs, I can't resist a man in uniform, there is just something about someone that would give themselves completely for their country drives me nuts lol. I love love love a man with tattoos, oh my goodness...my weakness lol. I love the beach, and anything relaxing. I love to get all pretty and go out but there are lots of nights when I just want to veg and curl up on the couch and cuddle and watch a scary movie! I am very verbose, I love to use big words and sometimes that makes men uncomfortable but I swear it is just a habit and not me trying to one-up you! I love video games! I am addicted to Halo!I am addicted to football, college and pro...my teams are the Florida Gators (my hometown is Gainesville, FL) and Tampa Bay bucs!!! I have really big boobs and I show them off, but I am no easy slut...trust that! I am a Judd Apetow fanatic (that man is a genius)! I am the most stereotypical girl driver you will ever meet, do my makeup, text, EVERYTHING while I drive (fair warning).My favorite book is Twilight (but I liked it before the hype), my favorite movie is Boondock Saints, my favorite show is True Blood and my favorite band is Disturbed (I know odd choice coming from someone so girly). I work alot, like 5 days a week 12 hours a day! I live with my parents for now because my daddy has throat cancer and they need lots of help, if you can't handle that also I am sorry! I have lots of tattoos and piercings and I intend on getting lots more lol...well if you want to know more about me send me a message!! Hope to talk to you soon!!

No I will not show you how I "use" my piercing
No we will not be "hooking" up
And No I will not be talking dirty to a perfect stranger!




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My Daddy was diagnosed with throat cancer in 2004 and is a SURVIVOR!!!!





Major Update: If you use my daddy as your opening line...do not follow up with asking me how "freaky" I am!


This is my finale attempt not to sound mean, but if you are not my type, I probably won't message back because I am tired of settling...why settle right...life is too short to want more!

Dates all depend on your attitude, so it's all on you..I'm up for just about anything!

UPDATE: When I said "up for anything" that does not, I repeat DOES NOT, give you the right to start mounting me like a damn billy goat in heat!