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Put this in your profile if you know anyone who's been eaten by a shark.

Update :- 19/08/08.
All joking apart now, I've just got back on a trawler for the first time in 17 years so I won't be about as much as I have been.
This is a 45 ft prawn trawler working in the Irish Sea, and I'm really looking forward to it....
Don't... DON'T ever allow the DHSS to become involved in your life if you've suffered a bereavement !!! I am now in more debt than ever in my life before and was in danger of loosing my home and my sanity and all they have to offer as "help" is not enough money to exist on, let alone have some kind of a life, and a handful of pills of different sorts.(Maybe they really hope you'll take them all and then they won't have to do anything!!! Seriously !!!)
So now I've wrested control of my life back from these goons and I feel so much better.
I'd like to thank all the lovely, wonderful girls I've nattered with on PoF and I'd just like to say a HUGE thankyou to you all (you know who you are) for being so friendly to a rather sad and ,I suppose, pathetic me, whilst I recovered from the shock of losing my Ruth..... THANK YOU..!!!!!!
I'll keep a, sort of, running update of how I get on, becoming a fisherman again after such a long time !!! If anyone is interested, and likes prawns, I'll send you a kilo or two... hahaha, Cheers,
Bye for now.
Love,
JC.

The next bit was just a laugh really......but I'll leave it all here because it's all just me.

I am an over-weight,balding Plumber, with poor eye-sight and I'm a bit deaf, and I have a limp from a sore hip and my back hurts. I fart a lot and pick my nose. I snore.(and fart and talk in my sleep).When awake, I talk incessantly about a load of bollocks and I'm great fun to be with when I'm pissed as a newt. I have gout and brewers droop, stink-foot, acne and a beer-belly. I'm not very good-looking and quite stupid. I'm always late and wear the wrong clothes. I never say the right thing at the right time and am always starting rows which I can't finish due to being intellectually inferior to almost everyone. I am bad. I'm not very 'good in bed' and if I get going it's all over far to quickly. So come on all you girls ... get in there with this hot potato (couch) on a roller-coaster of a ride and enjoy it, it won't last long so don't blink or stop to adjust your clothing,you might miss it.
ps....and I smell

Total Update due to intake of anti-depressants. 17/7/08

Hi, I recently lost my partner to cancer and could do with cheering up a bit. Just here for a yarn really.
Maybe meet later but I don't know yet what I want to do. Just need a bit of company and not the pub variety!
I've never done this sort of thing before so still finding my feet.
If you would like a chat, about anything at all... call me.
I'm usually a happy and outgoing sort of bloke but losing my lovely partner was a huge shock and I guess I'm still reeling from it!!
I'll get by in time but just now could do with someone's company to pass the time with.
If you are an intelligent, chatty sort of girl, then I'd like to hear from you. You could try to make me laugh, too!
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Update: I'm feeling considerably better now though still have a long way to go.A good long yarn with a chatty, intelligent woman would be so good.I'm not looking to share my sadness,that's my own affair. I'm looking for someone to share some good times with,someone who is a tonic to be with and a real and intelligent friend.If you fit that bill then mail me, I'm in need of your company, and just maybe,you need me,too.
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More update, 17/7/08

I'm looking for a pretty girly girl to do lovely sexy things with.
I'm looking for a sexy lady to go to orgies of food, wine and/or sex,with.
I'm looking for a practical woman who can cook, and eat out.
I'm looking for a nice girl to cuddle with on cold winter nights.
I'm looking for a spontaneous girl who will flit off on holiday,camping or to a gig, at the drop of a hat.
I'm looking for an adventurous girl scout to go on adventures with.
I'm looking for a librarian type,who can spell and use our wonderful language to great effect, and to have stimulating conversations about literature and art and music,etc, with.
I'm looking for a woman who knows her own mind, has a life and wants to extend it to include my life and become part of it,walks her own path through life and wants to hold my hand while we walk it side by side.
I'm looking for a woman who is fun to be with.
If you are a woman who feels she is all this then drop me a line.
It's a tall order so how much can I realistically expect.... well ... if you are half-way there ...you'll do...hahaha
In fact if you're any of these ladies, then call me, it might be a laugh telling me just how bloody arrogant and ignorant I am, and asking me to explain myself...haha
But don't forget.... I'm a man and therefore have an answer for everything !!! hahaha