"I wasn't born so much as I fell out, nobody seemed to notice me" (Consider me thinking your cool, if you know the origin of this lyric) Not always on time. I play with my hair alot, because clearly it's fabulous. Tend to eat sushi and drink Blue Moon more than most. When I get very drunk, I take my shoes off as if to imply it's their fault I'm having trouble walking straight. I want to marry Slash,look up his wife I'm way hotter (sigh). I wish I lived the life of Pattie Boyd (I would've chose Mr.Clapton after the first 15 seconds of Layla) My RockBand, "The Fat Charles Experience" just achieved star status and a jet...after 3 jugs of Carlos Rossi I'd say thats an amazing accomplishment
Update-I've recently been trying to memorize each lyric of "we didn't start the fire" how impressive am I, spouting out that song in daily rhetoric.

You think that people would have had enough of silly love songs. But I look around me and see it isn't so...