How's this...
I’m a total selfish prick...tall, thin, good looking, toned body, successful, young enough to do it...old enough to do it right. I can be a genuine gentleman, a true romantic, or a naughty bad boy. I don’t smoke, I’m lots of fun, but I don’t have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I’m intelligent and well educated, and don’t care what anyone else thinks of me...I do what I want, when I want...but you’ve probably figured that out already. I party and have fun, and I look good doing it. My only weakness is that I can be an a s s hole sometimes, but give me a reason to change!

I only date women with pretty faces who have cute feet and straight teeth. Attractive woman can be flaky, so I’m very selective and I have high standards and boundaries, and avoid crazy chicks at all costs.

What I’m looking for?... if I had to write a newspaper personal ad it would look something like this:
“Handsome, cultured, fun, intellectual, great kisser with a big xxxx. Soft bearded marathon tongue seeks beautiful woman for long-term committed relationship for purposes of making boyfriend/husband insanely jealous for purposes of securing diamonds, expensive car, new home in prestigious area, or beachfront property. Multi-orgasm training, and/or lesbian deprogramming included at no charge."

If you have a sense of humor, and if you can imagine yourself taking a great adventure, we'd be foolish to not at least email each other and see if there’s some chemistry between us.

Let's meet for a coffee, this way if you're a total nut case I can run away... OR... it may turn into lingering over a cup of something delicious, stimulating conversation, talking about our dreams, laughter, smiles and fun, gazing into each others eyes, and could become the start of something great.