I just graduated from UGA with a degree in Sadistics. erm Statistics. My sense of humor is very much intact and I keep it with me wherever I go. I love to party - but not too much. I like animals and trolls - the big hairy ones from Norway that you only see as figurines at the Epcot Center.

Besides that I'm all of the following (and I'm not bullshitting): down to earth, trustworthy, loyal, romantic, humble, simple, caring, friendly, considerate, open-minded, creative, optimistic, funny, easy-going, very sociable, and unique or "absurdist" to a point (ask me about absurdism and what it means to me... you'll get a metaphor about life and carpe diem probably) -- yes, I have peculiar interests and quirks, but they aren't bad. They are mostly silly things that I enjoy - and give me character which is so much lacking in most men

Also, my friend says I'm really awesome (and he's really cool - fo shizzle)

So I'm basically Mr. nice and fun. That doesn't mean that I'm excessively nice or anything. There are things that tick me off and people that annoy me. I just don't make a big scene about it. Oh, and I don't go judging people I know. I might throw out a few stereotypes about random strangers but that's about it. Not that I believe stereotypes; more like I have a goofy sense of humor.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
-my dreams and why they are so f*cked up
-what I would put in my graphic novel
-how to describe music
-life, philosophy, the big picture
-subconscious surreality (aka daydreams)
-and last but not least I spend time thinking about good conversation topics for a first date. (unfortunately I never remember them and the one-liners I write on my hand usually rub off by the time I ready to use them).

First date... hmmm. We take my private jet out for a ride. Do a few donuts in the sky, and land somewhere in a magical field with money trees and frolicking animals. Than we have a picnic underneath the moonlight on a clear night. Eventually we'll get tired, as we ride a flying bed through the sky (like the original little nemo ((I don't expect you to understand all the quirky references I have filed away in my head)).

Let's see where was I... Oh yeah, our first date which must seem completely believable by now...

We pass out on the flying bed as it sails over the most beautiful landscape - trees that look pretty and stuff - and then the next day comes and you say wow that was a great first date Ryan. And I say yeah, it was awesome wasn't it.

Second date: chatting over a classic horror movie
Third date: chatting over dinner and games
Fourth date: "hey, your still around. I must like you, you must like me, i thinks it's time I kick it up a notch"

Really, the first date would be pretty much a place where we can talk and hopefully hit it off and have fun at the same time. if you want to know what we would really do on our first date, I guess you'll have to contact me to find out!

Who I'd like to meet: Someone who doesn't hate Bjork just because other people hate her ("she's a freaky ****. uhh didn't she do those freaky **** songs. I hate her"). Someone who is interesting and creative. Someone who doesn't act ghetto. Someone who is up for enlightenment - on your own terms of course. Someone that is 6-10 on the scale of prettiness. Someone who understands that you have to be a little superficial when it comes to looks. Someone who is intelligent. And preferably, someone who is funny and cute, or funny and an evil kind of cute. That's enough for a first date. I like strong personalties just as much as real girly ones.