| arlobusstop :
that guy right above me is such an ass |
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| City |
cold lake Alberta |
| Area |
Canada |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Gemini |
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Height | 6' 4" (193 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
for |
Friends |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
unemployed cult leader |
| Smarts |
Some college |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | still working things out? are you misunderstood? are you tired of insensitive guys? hey, we all have our own story. ...maybe just try not to dwell on it. & perhaps later on, if we have feelings i'll listen to a little bit.
i'm emotionally unavailable. old, going bald, out of shape & i have no money.
oh, & i'm scared as hell of women, always have been. get along great once i know you but initially i assume you all wish me dead :)
you should own/make payments on - a big screen tv, a soft couch.
you should be young, beautiful, professional,(maybe an aerobics instructor - bendy). you should like wearing skirts, stockings, heels.
- oh, if you like that movie where the chic that prepares nails tells the customer about the guy that's cheating on his wife, and the customer is the wife,...well you will need to be INCREDIBLE in other areas because there is just no excuse for that.
preference given to - light s & m fetish,
open mindedness
the sane
and/or the ability to pass as sane.(give it a try...for us)
i like grocery shopping
i like to cook
i like to eat
i won't say i work out but i've mastered the inverted couch press.
blah, blah, blah,
look, as long as you are independent & true to yourself, who cares about like/dislikes, we either connect or we don't.
i believe passion should be a part of each day.
turn-offs: german safety words
please don't be upset if i haven't replied to your message
but you can understand, i can't think your serious |
| | First Date |
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i would act really uncomfortable. try to keep the conversation about you. probably go through dinner with a piece of spaghetti stuck to my face. offer just enough charm that you would allow me a kiss at your door then BAM! your under my spell
... (for about 2 & a half years then the spell kinda wears off & we each go our separate ways... but stay in touch)
or
we'll go to a country bar & do the "lawnsprinkler" to EVERY song until some redneck gets in our face then we'll roll his sorry a**, get drunk on his dime & suck face at the bar between shooters.
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arlobusstop has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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