...just kidding. But if my headline got your attention and you're reading on anyway, you just might be warped enough for this to work.

In reality I'm a fun, outgoing, quirky, intelligent, professional copywriter working and living in Baltimore City. As cliche as it sounds, I take my work pretty seriously, but I take my play time just as seriously.

I live for the outdoors, live music, good food (both cooking it and eating it) and good wine. I think laughter -- mine, yours or that of a passing stranger -- is the best sound and the greatest feeling you can have with your clothes on. I think I've got a great sense of humor and go to great lengths to make other people laugh. So I appreciate someone who can do the same.

I enjoy a good debate on anything from politics, to music, to why the chocolate cream Oreos couldn't possibly have the exact same ingredients as the regular ones.

I tend to lay on a pretty heavy dose of sarcasm...and enjoy a girl with the moxy to throw it right back at me. So, if you've got no "oomph," sass or passion there's a good chance I'll find you boring.

So, who are you? You're fun, smart, passionate, driven and you "get it." Perhaps you're someone who's been referred to as eccentric, odd or interesting -- or you enjoy being around those of us who have.

You're someone who can find humor in even the darkest of situations.

You're someone who can rock jeans, a t-shirt and a dive bar one night, get decked out for some fine dining the next night, enjoy an evening of sweat pants and couch time the next...and everything in between.

You're one of those outgoing people who can carry on an engaging conversation with just about anyone. You enjoy meeting new people, teaching, learning, experiencing new things and you thrive on everything that life throws you.

I'm a man who truly feels comfortable in his own skin. I accept life's difficulties with a grain of salt and have developed a knack for finding the humor in pretty much any situation. It's made me a happier more positive person and I look forward to seeing what life's going to throw at me on any given day.

If you've gotten this far down the page, I'd love to hear from you...

Probably something laid back...maybe a few drinks somewhere not too loud or a cup of coffee. A walk through the city. A walk through the woods. Let's just play it by ear...