Each of us are angels with one wing, needing to hold on to each other to fly.

Yesterday I walked out the door and noticed that someone, or something, had placed a lot of dog poo on the yard in several intricate, yet curious patterns. After careful study and conjecture, it dawned on me. I was looking at crap circles!

I am a widow since 1998,so I have worked out the issues that accompany that status.I am now wondering how long it will take to find ONE lady for an LTR. I am going to school (off and on) to be a psychologist, maybe I'll find whats wrong with me! I volunteer as an MC for a variety of non-profit causes. I lean to the conservative side of issues in some cases, and liberal in others (probably like most folks). I'm a veteran with patriotism. I love dogs and animals. I think salamanders and golden cheek warblers taste similar! I often wonder why there have never been crop circles found in marijuana fields?!I used to be insecure, now I'm in security. Some folks have friends in high places. I on the other hand am satisfied getting high at friends places.
I live on Lake Travis and love the outdoors. I enjoy the feel of the wind as I ride my motorcycle.
Would like to find a lady to settle down with, or at least be a regular and steady date.
(Please don't rate me a ten, even
Stevie Wonder can see thats not correct)!!!I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.

People who don't need to write me are as follows:



People who eat with their mouth full.

People who sleep with their eyes open (very spooky, and hard to sneak out on)!

People who fold, spindle, or mutilate.

People who don't get it.

People who do get it, but are not willing to share.

Mental hygenists

Gental hydentists

Those who are telepathetic or telespastic

People with analencephalitis.

Being that I am a lake and outdoors type person I would like to take her for a nice quiet walk at one of the Lake Travis parks, and if that goes well, then go to one of the local clubs for dining dancing and drink. Of course I would have flowers for her and would open her door and treat her at all times as a gentleman treats a lady.I may be an incurable smart aleck but if you ask my friends about me I'm fairly sure two things they would say about me is I'm a gentleman and I'm funny. I do write and play original music (and jokes) and try not to take myself or life too seriously