I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.
Now this next quote it funny........Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. and last ........Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Quote of the WEEK!
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty
to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. (THIS QUOTE IS NOT TRUE. NEVER THE LESS IT'S FUNNY.)

On a side note, one of my closest friends is going through a divorce so this next quote is for him.........
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

ON A MORE PERSONAL NOTE......
Looking back at 2008....all I did was become a workaholic....I accomplished most of my goals, but at a high price. Resolution for 09 is to hit the bars more often! Hopefully as soon as I get back!

Enjoy!

Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.