OK, so I’m re-doing this…again…LOL. So let me start by saying Honesty is key! I’m looking for a woman who is independent and responsible but still knows hot to have fun. I love fast cars, loud music, great food, love to cook, traveling and the finer things in life. I workout 2-3 times a week and I REALLY appreciate a woman with style! Humor, yeah, you better have it and be able t give it LOL. I’ve been nicknamed House for my sense of humor, so hopefully we’ll have some playful banter back and forth…So if you’re as tired as I am over the flakes and fakes and just want to meet someone fun and who has their sh*t together…let’s talk! Oh yeah, to eliminate any questions:

I have a CAREER, not a Job
I live ALONE
I NEVER flake
I've NEVER been in Jail...yet LOL
I am brutally honest
I'm financially stable
D & D free
I have NO kids
LOVE to go the beach and would love to find someone to travel to an island with...
Oh and handcuffs are not just for the Police (did I just say that? LOL)

If you would like a guy that can carry a conversation, compliments you, respects you, has NEVER cheated (I said it) and knows how to have fun without embarrassing you...Take a chance :)

Remember 3 hings that will alway get you out of trouble:

1. "It was like that when I got here"
2. "Cover me"
3. "The boss told me to do it" :)

So if you wat to ge out, pick up the pone and cal me! I guarantee that I will mke you laugh :)

Something casual and fun, nothing like a few laughs to lighten the mood