Girls I might not be into on POF:

1. The blurry/distance picture profile-You all know these people, they look good from far but far from good. There is a reason you posted the self portrait distance shot, you probably don’t have the confidence to post a close up. Somehow though this tricks me every time and I end up looking at Susan Boyle once I click.

2. The bikini/cleavage picture profile-I don’t know what guy you are going to attract ladies, but I am assuming he might only want one thing (just a hunch). Whatever happened to leaving the mind opened to imagination? I mean really, showing the goods already? There is no effort here, I can’t even get you drunk then take advantage, talk about a waste o’ time.

3. The girl with all her friends picture/the girl with her bestest friend who happens to be a guy portrait-Thanks for posting a picture with several ladies who might be all attractive, however which one are you? This is usually another attempt for people to enter your profile only to uncover another Rosie O’Donnell look alike. How about being honest? Just a thought. You can’t forget about my favourite, the best friend picture who happens to have different genitalia. I’m sure it’s fine and dandy you have friends who are dudes but why do you have to advertise? How about I post a picture with several ladies who are my so called BFF’s? I will definitely get a date this way, right?

If you have read this far I try to have a sense of humour about everything. If there is a clear message I am trying to deliver is it one that revolves around the idea of being honest. Honest in the written portion and especially honesty in the pictures you are posting. You never know this might work and could lead to a lasting relationship. Oh yah, before I forget, I am really big fan of the pictures taken of you 10 years ago. Did you happen to scan that Polaroid?

Little about me:

Educated, career-oriented, confident and good looking guy who loves living life to the max. Currently I am enjoying my travels throughout North America with the company I work for and spend as much time as I can at the cottage. In my spare time I enjoy playing in a squash and hockey league, but would love if I could play golf all day. In the past I have put relationships on hold due to my career aspirations but I am now looking to see what’s out there. If you are active, athletic, educated, attractive, smart, funny, motivated, spontaneous, sexy (yes, the whole package impossible I know so how about a few of these qualities) let’s get to know one another. As much as I enjoy meeting bar flies and club dwellers hopefully this site has something to offer.

Depends on our interests...preference: patio