| Shavedude The Octopus:
a razor is my friend, how about you? |
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| City |
Victoria BC British Columbia |
| Area |
Canada |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Sagittarius |
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Height | 5' 9" (175 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Intimate Encounter |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
No |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
sound engineer |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
No |
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| | About Me |
| | Update: In all seriousness, I'm just looking for some good happy fun times here. I'm not shut off from an actual relationship forming with someone special on here, but honestly I'm not expecting anything "real" to form. Until then (if it ever happens) this boy also just wants to have fun, too! I'd like to meet up with some fun happy sexy girls on here for obvious mutual enjoyment, whether it's of a sexual nature or not. Good experiences, that's what I'm really craving - of course some sexytime wouldn't hurt and hopefully also qualifies as a good experience!
What is below is my original ad copy. It's a half-joke, kinda going overboard but still kinda true too. I am a shaving enthusiast and I think it leads to better satisfaction for all involved. I am not just a pervy dude. While I admit to being a little pervy, its not all I am. I'm a caring sensitive individual with lots of untapped potential. I'm not a stupid guy, but I admit to doing some dumbass things in the past. Nothing too drastic, don't worry, just stuff that ties in with that "untapped potential" comment. I could have done better than I have been doing, I'm aware of the difference, and want to do more with life. What does this mean? I'm getting hungry for more out of life, and want to try some new things (and some old favorites) while i try and figure it all out again...
I'm probably not your #1 alltime marriage material man or anything like that, but that's not what I'm looking for is it? No, I just want to be a friend, feel you up a bit, hang out and watch a movie or something, and see if anything develops. I'm not a supermodel, but I don't think I'm hideously disfigured either, and that's what I'd expect from you too. OK here's what my old ad said:
I'm looking for some dirty girls that want some help getting clean! Can I be your personal barber? I've got some interesting methods of checking to make sure I've done a thorough job! I have a talented tongue and fun fingers. Your smooth pleasure is my satisfaction. I love to give more than receive - really! I love to cure sexual frustration. I'm very open to suggestion, and can be very creatively kinky for the right type of person...
Sure I'm a bit of a perv, but in a good way I think! I am sexually educated and very liberated. You'll think so too if you give me the chance to play with you. I'm not looking for anything full time really, but you never really know what's gonna happen! I just want to make you happy for now - watch your eyes roll back in your head, your body blushing with bliss. I want to turn you into a quivering hot mess. Knees knocking, heart pounding, earth shattering, mind numbing orgasmic heaven on earth - that's what I want for you! Let me help...
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----///-\\\----Put This
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----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Died
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----///--\\\-----Or whom maybe suffering from cancer
---///----\\\------OR IS A SURVIVOR OF CANCER |
| | First Date |
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...hang out naked in your bathroom with you, and play with a razor...
...eventually things will move to a bed / couch / floor...
...yum yum save me some!
Really, I don't know. I'd like to meet up somewhere public for a light lunch / coffee or something, or maybe lets go grocery shopping together to assess our attractions? let's not take this so seriously, let's just hookup and have fun together... |
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Shavedude has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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