So I guess I'll start with a simple hello
My name ?
Well it's not Joe
You can call me Batman
While I'm not fighting crime
I'll try to be on time
Saving you from another boring day
I wont bring you flowers
As I might crush em with all this power
And that just wouldn't be the right way
So I hope it is alright
That I still wear tights
Even though I am long from being two years old
I run around the neighbor hood
With cape and cowl
But no I do not howl at the moon
So if this doesn't make you laugh
I'll understand that you're a more cynical type
Now if I could I probably would
Show you a smile
Make you laugh
And if need be
Be there for you
I'll say what's on my mind
Every single time
It is sure to get me into trouble
But where is the fun in being subtle
In closing
And all serious seriousness
I'm just a Calvin looking his Hobbes...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SulD2NSqG74&feature=channel
^^user beware: watch video at own risk. I will not be held
accountable for uncontrollable laughter or utter rage^^

"I always said I wanted to be somebody, guess I should have been more specific"

"Think. Before you drink. Before you drive me mad."

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
^watch this^

Rule 1: Cardio
Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms
Rule 3: Seatbelts
Rule 4: Doubletap
Rule 5: No Attachments
Rule 6: Travel in a Group
Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand
Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency
Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing
Rule 10: Be Quiet
Rule 15: Know Your Way out!
Rule 17: Don't Be a Hero
Rule 18: Limber Up
Rule 19: Blend in
Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter
Rule 21: Zombies cant Climb
Rule 22: Be ruthless
Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks
Rule 24: No Drinking
Rule 31: Check the Back Seat
Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things