-Claps profusely like a monkey with symbals-
Oh boy. I can really tell the world about myself without seeming like a self-centered nutcase? :D Well world, ARE YOU EVER IN FOR A TREAT.
'Cause you're not getting a life story or biography from me. LUCKY YOU. Just a few tips and pointers so you won't die internally by talking to me :]

Pointers
M'kay, so. first of all, I'm not the age it says I am. Oooouuu, big shocker, right? Right. Second of all, I'm not the average female type. Yeeesss, there are types, you scholars. And by not being the average female-ish type, I shall explain [NO, I'm not a tranny, so don't even go down that road. It's not sexy.] I don't need to be doted on. I drink like a man. I'm not really girly, but tend to be more butch at times, even when mixing my feminine side. I can defend myself. I'm a rather opinionated female. If I don't like something, or worse, you, you'll be told off. Straight out. As I always say, I put the male in female.

I'm not entirely a normal person, but, then again, no one is completely normal, and, if they were, it would make them totally un-normal. Do you see where I'm going with this? If not, you will never understand my logic :]. So, too bad for you.

Tips on Me
• Basically, if you ever see me trolling/cruising through town, I’m almost always in skinny jeans, flats/high top sneakers, a black top that usually consists of the wife beat variety, large aviators, and sometimes my baller hat. My music is cranked to the max, as well, just to be obnoxious.
• I'm one helluva hardcore Grammar Nazi. My sarcasm isn't recognized by a good number of people, mostly because it's so advanced. I've been told I'm hilarious, though.
• If you're remotely intelligent, you'll realize that my username applies to my life, due to the fact that I'm just under the average height, I guess. 4'11 in those big scientific terms, but I may have reached 5 feet, if I'm lucky. At least that's what my license says.
• I'm generally a nice person, but only if someone's not a dumb**** towards me or my friends.
• Basically, I don't watch alot of television. Mainly, from 11pm to 2am nearly every night it's the News, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart [To be honest, I'm a little gay for Jon Stewart], The Colbert Report, and TMZ.
• Give me a Chicken Caesar Salad or a Pepperoni pizza with mozza crust, and I am one happy camper. I might even love you for life and ask for your hand in marriage.
• Speaking of marriage, my wife is my best friend and we love each other so much. I also have another wife who is my male counterpart and lover. He sews :]
• I'm a song writer, and have about enough songs to make an album. Singing lessons are next on the list, as is guitar lessons.
• I'm somewhat of a music whore, and am always on the lookout for new bands/artists. Currently I have 32 GB of music on iTunes, and, approximately another 10 GB downloading, due to the fact that I download by Discography, because that’s the best way to go about music, imo. Obviously that should say that I'm not picky about music. Although, I'm quite anal about my music and playlists, and it must be organized to a T if I ever want to find anything. Call me obsessive compulsive. If you have any bands/artists that you feel I should check out, please, send me a message. Gotta fill up the space on my external hard drive haha.
• I like tattoos and piercings. I plan on getting a few in the next little while.
• Soda isn’t a good beverage for me. It’s only water and milk, sometimes juice if I can get my hands on it, that I consume. I’m a healthier person now because of it.

Here's a sweet little tidbit; If you plan on messaging me for a sexytyme, an encounter of any kind, or even just an "lol ur hawt", don't waste your time, unless you want to be verbally raped.

Congratulations on making it this far. Give yourself a pat on the back, go get a glass of water, or maybe a cold shower. You’re a champ. You’re almost there! :D

A little serious now. ;o
Now, as for my goals and ambitions in life, I plan on majoring in Business and Accounting, as well as Marketing. Business is kind of the way I live my life, and tend to be very serious about it, since it is going to be my future, through and through. Although, I'll try not to be married to my job haha.

Enough about my personality. HOW ABOUT THE WAY I LOOK? ;D
Quite defined cheekbones and facial structure [so I've been told], roundish face, short brunette hair [although it used to be a brownish red. Not quite sure what happened there.], average build I guess, aaaaaaaannnddd.. brown eyes. THE MALE SPECIES USUALLY LIKE BIG BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES, RIGHT? I'm kidding.

I'm done with my description. FOR NOW. Apparently most people don't read them before messaging me anyway BUT, if you feel the need to ask me anything, please, feel free. Don't be intimidated. I don't bite. Hard.
Kbai.

Never been on a date. BUT, if I had the choice, I'd take you tooo: FUNKY TOWN. If you don't see the hilarity or the joke, you need to be examined.