Hmmmm...Well first off...I am not your typical guy nor do I try and pretend to be. Oh sure I love sports, beer, mud-wrestling, hunting small defenseless animals, watching scantly clad women jog in slow motion and some of the other usual guy stuff. I can warm up to any situation, becoming the absolute goofball or the sophisticated gentleman when the need arises(thank god not very often). I have my introspective moments, but always love to laugh and have a great time. I believe in loyalty, integrity, sincerity, romance and respect above all else. I'm family oriented ( !!WARNING!! : I have 3 boys...so now is your chance to run) and treasure every moment I have when they are with me... Which also means I can be somewhat protective as well and would never expect anyone I date to think they have instantly earned a "Mommy" title just cuz they happen to be banging Daddy (Dream on Hooker, Dream the F*** On!) I respect myself and my childrens Mother too much to ever let that happen. Not to mention the ex-wife would beat the living bejesus out of me!! Ever seen a pissy ex-wifey holding a baseball bat? It's not pretty I can tell ya! O_o

Anyhooo...other areas of interest include becoming a notorious practical joker(nothing too mean), constant plotting of new ways to conquer and rule the world(or at the very least a third world nation) and of course mastering the art of the maniacal laugh Muahahahhahah!........Where was I? Oh yeah...I love the outdoors as long as it involves going hiking nekid, lizard hunting with my 3 boys or even an occasional swim in a pool that belongs to anyone I don't know. I have recently become housebroken(except for last week when I was on my neighbors front lawn...but never mind about that) and have my framed R.O.P. certification to prove it.

Ya know for some reason I feel like I'm on the "Love Connection"....oh well....I suppose I could go on and on and on and on and on and on(and on) about what a great guy I am and how I'm such a caring, giving, dedicated, easy going, kind hearted, down to earth, laid back and blah blah blah blah blah. But the truth is I've been a jerk, I've pissed off the neighbors(though not on...even if tempting), I've made an a*** of myself in public (nothing indecent, least not by myself) and....Gasp!! OMG!! I've even made mistakes in life!(just ask the ex wife)...ahem...speaking of which you don't have to worry about ex-wifey drama since we actually get along pretty good and put aside our (ex)marital problems a few years ago. But before you start thinking anything else - NO!! We dont still bang each other!!....or want to....jeez people get yer minds out the gutter...eeeewwwww yucky! Besides have you ever seen a pissy ex-wifeys new husband holding a baseball bat? NO? Me neither and I dont want to!!

Despite all this though, I remain a person others seek and enjoy to be around.....which now makes me wonder why it is I'm using this d*mn website. If you have made it this far, don't touch that mouse button and stay tuned to find out when Chuck Woolery asks me the next question below....We will be back in 2 and 2.

A comfortable place/setting/surrounding where that person feels they can be confident, sincere and has a firm grasp of the term "unassuming grace". But if it was really left up to me.....either grocery shopping, a picnic at the Home Depot garden center or a rodeo and cattle drive. But wherever it is we decide to meet, it would be nice for once to go out with someone who isn't just a walking life support for a vagina! Someone who won't get me drunk off my a***, or take nekid pictures of me tied to a tree and then sell them on the internet(btw Shelly I'm still waiting for those royalty checks you promised)....but hell what if you dont like cattle drives? Or don't believe in love at first site while shopping at Wal-Mart? What if you feel maybe that your not some drunken abusive photographer and your more along the lines of a spontaneous doofus. Perhaps you tend to be a bit shy and quiet or Lord forbid your a derangend-recently-paroled-cyber-stalking-axe-murderer. We still may share some sort of off-kilter chemistry....albiet if your the latter then I may have to think about moving soon....hrrrmmm.....wonder if there are any single women in Catalina? That's not to say I dont love dating all sorts of women but if yer looking to get us hitched at the "Hubbah Hubbah Hey" Elvis Wedding Chapel on the first date...it aint happening!!....and if it does....you better hope we drink lots of whiskey and get pictures safe enough to show the grandkids.

And to show I do have a serious side as well.....If you seem to be falling in "love" with someone you have never touched, never kissed, never looked them face to face or deep into their eyes, then you haven't experienced the true meaning of dating. My time online here at this site has been intriguing..in that I have already gone through heartbreak so if your still reading this do me one favor...let yourself seem to fall in love..then watch as it fades away and time passes you by...sometimes love is just too much to ask for or you simply don't see what you have until it's gone and nothing more then a whisper in the dark.....

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