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About Me
Coming out of the desert in 5 FREAKING DAYS!!!! Here's the deal, see....I am going to spin around in circles. You are going to hang on and enjoy the ride. No sniveling, whining, complaining, texting your idiot friends, or bothering me except to wake me up for Round 2. Just shut up and look pretty. Oh yeah, I get to do all the body shots off of you that I want. Just saying. Just putting that out there. That will come slightly before the drunken ladies room sex, which will precede the pool table thing later.
---> Look all around....nothing but blue sky. Look straight ahead.....nothing but blue sky!!!
First Date
You: Buns-up kneeling, Me: Wheeling and dealing (Frank Zappa). Go out, get wasted, wake up naked in a Home Depot parking lot. Where did that passed-out midget in the front seat come from?
PS: Props to the ladies with a sense of humor that GET this!
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