Ay up you lot!! Fancy a laugh?

I Have a typical Mancunian sense of humour.. but maybe mine goes beyond even that a bit..some people think I'm a bit "out there" but they say genius borders on insanity so there ya go
I love making people laugh with my ism's etc. I like to think of myself as an open funny honest type bloke. Most Aussies think I'm either Irish or Scottish 'cos where I'm from we have a pretty strong accent. Not like those soft southern shandy drinkers from round London

What am I Looking for? Well Hmm cant u guess?!! WTF do you think I'm doing on here?

Seriously though, I'm not looking for a long term relationship or anything too serious at the mo'. Just come out of one of those so I spose i'm looking some non serious dating and some good fun meeting new people. Learning more about Australia.

What am I looking for in you? Hmmm Your G-spot? Again seriously tho. I wanna meet genuine people, like myself (but female ) Good personality, Slim (preferably), Good sense of humour and that's about all... See not too fussy am i?

Well If I sound / look ok to you, do us a favour and get in touch even if we dont meet up, we can have some laughs on the phone or MSN and see what happens from there!

OOh Interests, Love to socialise /go to the pub for drinks. I'm getting the hang of BBQ's . Love the beach and pools. Love Learning about Australia (its so diverse) Trying to get back into diving, but i need a dive buddy and a new dive kit for that. Love nature and wildlife. Also wanna get back to the gym, and maybe even learn to Kite Board. Love to travel I've been all over the place. Like to read a lot (Stephen King has always been my favorite) Love cosy nights in too. I wanna learn to skipper a boat too, but that will come in time. Anyway enough of my ramblings, stop reading this shite and get in touch!