I recently relocated to Arizona from Minneapolis, MN. I need to find out what people do when it's hotter than the sun 99% of the time.

I love to cook, HATE to clean. I've been told I laugh too loud. Who cares? I'm looking for someone who wants to have fun and enjoy life. The best feeling in the world is laughing so hard that you're crying and your face and stomach hurt.

Some of my favorites:
FOOD: Pizza, pizza and pizza. Maybe a rack of ribs for dessert.
TV: America's Test Kitchen.
MUSIC: Johnny Cash, Kid Rock, classic country, and the Gear Daddies!!!
BOOK: "The Executioner's Song" and "A Prayer for Owen Meany"
MOVIES: "Misery," "The Shining," (sense a theme here?), "Office Space"

So enough about me. A good match for me would be sarcastic, sweet, nonjudgmental, financial responsible, able to stand up for himself when need be, nonpassive-aggressive, there when I needed him, there when I didn't, able to recognize when I needed space. Goofy sense of humor and able to laugh at his own jokes even when they're not funny. Motorcycles and guitars would be icing on the cake.

A test to see if anyone actually reads through all this garbage. Name one song by the Gear Daddies. Bonus if you can guess which one is my favorite.

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to say what I'd DO for a first date or what I'd do ON a first date. I guess either way, it would be pizza and beer.