Hello there ladies my names Darrel, wink, wink. Alright just playin that ain’t me, but my name is Darrel. I suppose this is where I stare at the blinking curser for an hour and try and come up with something interesting to say about myself. First off I’m horrible at coming up with interesting things to say about myself. Ok…gulp….here it goes. I was born here in lovely Springfield Misso and lived here till I was like twelve when my parents tricked me into wanting to move to the country. We moved to a tiny town I don’t even think its on any maps if so it’s a little spec called Hartville MO. I found there was one and only one thing to do there. PARTY WHOOHOOO!!!! So I spent most of my adolescence intoxicated. Until a sobering event in the summer of 1999. My party days came to an abrupt end when my high school sweat heart and fellow partier peed on a little stick and a plus sign appeared. So the day before my high school graduation I found out I was to be a father. We quickly married from pressure of her father and lived a pretty descent life if you can call it that. Seven years and two kids later our marriage became a mess, probably the result of being married too young, by the end there was nothing but lies and adultery between us. Now brings us to the present day two years later my high school sweat heart and I are now getting a divorce. Every time I say divorce I think of that old country song , “Going through the big D don’t mean Dallas.” I hate that song I hate country songs but I can’t get it out of my head. Anyway divorces suck but I’ve come to realize that it opened the door for a great deal of living for me. I found if I can struggle through a failed marriage for so long I can do freakin anything. So I’m starting to turn my life around and better myself. I have a kick ass job I do tech support for HP Notebook Computers and have pursued higher education at otc where I’m getting my associates in networking. Right now the skies the limit for me blah blah blah… Any way I run across this site and thought ahh I’ll give it a shot. I really am not looking for a crazy serious relationship right now just someone to feel in those lonely weekends when the kids are staying at there moms and I’m bored out of my freakin mind. So anyway you made it this far through my rant so drop me a message we’ll bs and joke around a little maybe go out for drinks ya can teach me how to dance I’ve always wanted to learn. If not thanks for showing enough interest in me to read this far. I didn’t think I’d have anything to say but you know this has turned out to be a hella long “about me” paragraph. Hmmm….maybe I am interesting especially if you read this far. Wow still reading you must be into me for sure. Why you still reading this crap drop me a message. Okay dokie bye now!!!---Darrel

I would one day like to tour a cheese wiz factory, how bout it lets go and see how the greatest condement ever invented was made. Where do they make cheese wiz at anyway. Just kiddin I bet I could come up with something pretty interested I got a pretty crazy imagination so unless you are just frigid and impossible to be shown a good time you'll have fun.