I enjoy the simple things in life. Squirrels, Ice cream, sundays in the park and my weekly spankings.....mmmmm.....thats nice.

I dont enjoy onions. They make me angry. if you're an onion, please click on the X on the top corner. If you're another type of produce, feel free to message me.

If you so choose to message me, i would like a mixtape. Phil Collins is a plus. He plays songs for the heart.

Lastly, if you take anything above seriously, i'd like you to do me the favor of jumping off a cliff.

bungee jump, sky diving or something that we can tell our kids about. That, or we elope and tour the canadian country side singing rap/folk songs that help teenagers in awkward situations.