Before you get much further, PAY ATTENTION to this: I have ZERO interest in anyone who wishes that she could have been (or was) in a Girls Gone Wild DVD. Also, anyone who thinks that being a MILF is anything more than a cute notion is probably not for me. If you are 40 years old and have pictures online of you with your boobs pushed together (I know that you're proud of them, and I'm glad you could afford to have them done, but...), or pics of you bent over, I think I'll pass. Yes, I know that you're hot, I know that all the other guys on here drool all over you, but are you just a one trick pony? I really don't need a walking Inflate-a-Date or cartoon, I'd prefer someone a little more modest and real. I mean, it would REALLY suck for one of my kids to say "hey dad, I saw a picture of your girlfriends rack on the internet...". Age is not really that important to me, I don't mind a wrinkle or two, it's all in how you wear it. Now a bit about me... I am a former professional musician (blues and southern rock guitar player) who is now all domesticated and happily "just" dad. I have two sons, ages 14 & 10, who I raise on my own, and I am totally dedicated to their advancement. PLEASE READ THIS: I am NOT looking for a mother for my kids, we do quite well on our own. What I am looking for is someone who I can really get to know, learn to trust, enjoy their company, and laugh away the little things with. I am looking for a lady, grace and charm are SO important to me. Also, a quick wit, generous spirit, warm heart and a wicked smile usually hold my attention. A great ass is always a welcome plus (sorry for the honesty... Insert smirk here!).
Do you have a sense of humor? Are you aware of the definition of the word GRACE? Can you carry on a conversation? If this sounds like you, then feel free to say hello.
Drop me a line.

Let's see if we can make it through a few e-mails first, then we'll talk.

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