DISILLUSIONED:
Adjective
disappointed at finding out reality does not match one's ideals

Isn't this something we all feel at one time or another? Where you think whats real just doesn't quite live up to your expectations. Yea- we have all been there.

Enough boohoo-ing!

UPDATE- TODAY I REALIZED THAT HAMMOCKS ARE GOD'S WAY OF LAUGHING AT US (rubs rump and head)

Here I am. If you ask my friends about me, they will tell you something cool...I pay them enough.



I am not a prize- I have my flaws as we all do.
I wear my heart on my sleeve.
It tends to get bruised easily.

Having some empty nest issues right now. Wow! My house is quiet! (cranks up Sammy Hagar)

I am faithful to the end. I don't believe in cheating, It's just WRONG. I can't ever see myself doing something like that to someone I care about. It's been done to me and I refuse to put someone else thru that kind of hurt.


I am a non conformist.
I dance barefoot in the rain on a warm summer night.
I don't walk under ladders
I believe in Love
I love BEING in Love.
I don't follow trends
I sleep in white socks everynight
I am a citified Bohemian
I cry at weddings, giggle at funerals

I believe in myself

Update- Someone just asked me if I was a real or just farting around- gee thanks.

Yes, I am real. Yes, I am flesh and fun and goofy and a self-proclaimed dork. I don't catch the most obvious jokes but can quote almost all of Dumb and Dumber. I know all the words to almost every Springsteen song and would magically produce offspring for Tom Petty if he would only ask. I can dance on a bar but I can't get back down. I dont hunt- poor Bambi, but I can bait my own fish hook- IF I stun the worm first. I am as at home meeting a President (which I have- Love the Reagan era) as I am flipping a tofu bratwurst around a grill at a football tailgater.. I wont cook a steak at home but want that baby mooing when I order in a restaurant. I DETEST the smell of beer. I will not have anymore children but will entertain yours- as long as I don't have to pick Mc Nugget pieces out of my hair.


UPDATE YET AGAIN- 8am, only a few hours sleep and I am armed with good coffee.

The 'Who Viewed Me" feature - Ever been somewhere and a friend says 'oooh that person was checking you out"? Thats what this feature reminds me of. You sorta eyeball someone across a room, you look, and then ... what then? You either make The MOVE or you just sit back and wait. Now being an open upfront person, I am the one that will usually make the first move. NO, not move in for the kill, but drop an icebreaker, a comment, etc.
So now that I enabled the "Yea Baby, I was checking you out" feature, I have ended up with a lot more contacts. I guess we can either go thru life being shy and not saying anything or be the one that says "How YOU doing?"

One- It's not a date.

You meet, you laugh, you wonder "Oh man- what is going thru his/her head right now?" You start to either warm up to eachother or start looking for the closest exit.

Now as for this smarmy romantic stuff...

I am not about to walk on some moonlit beach with complete stranger the first night I meet him.
Nor jump on his bike and ride thru the woods. Maybe I read too many true crime things but seriously- YIKES!
Ahem - this is the MIDWEST... show me an ocean.
Candlelit dinner? I don't like squinting at my food.
And to spend 2 hours in a dark theatre not saying a word? Doesn't that go against why we meet?

Keep it real!!!

Age between 33 and 51
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