Here are a few things about moi: I have a big personality and enjoy being around people. I like to laugh, am decisive, goal driven, sarcastic, and I like ketchup on my peas.

Favourite Music: Ray Lamontagne, Craig Cardiff, Manchester Orchestra, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Tupac, Flight of the Conchords, Latino music, Classical.

Favorite TV Shows: Seinfeld, Two And A Half Men, Family guy, South Park, and The Score

Favorite Movies: Lucky Number Sleven, Scarface, Snatch, V for Vendetta, and Let the Right One In.

Some things I like in a girl: silly fun, independent, honest, intelligent, and a cutie in general. (liking ketchup on your peas is not mandatory, but a definite bonus.)

Here is something for your reading pleasure that I wrote when i was bored one night...
Biography

Before Birth (25-0 BJE) :
Well, my dad always told me I was just a, “gleam in his eye”, when he refers to his rather non-mischievous past. I personally have no recollection of any acts of gleaming and would like to state for the record that, to my knowledge, I have never gleamed anyone in the eye. I had considered this theory debunked, but family guy episodes have made me reconsider my position on the topic. My new position is somewhere between one side that is greener than the other, although both look rather barren, unlike my mother. God bless her beautiful soul.

Other theories put to rest:
• Storks
• Faulty birth control methods
• The child of a young, 14 year old, vagabond by the name of Luludja, who had beautiful blue green eyes, brown hair, freckles, and tans particularly well.

Birth (0 JE):
JGAC, was born in Hotel Dieu hospital, January 11, 1985, to the proud parent of Marlene. My father’s name is George. I was born in section C, where nurses told my mother that this 9lbs baby was going to be a heartbreaker. I always found this amusing to say because all babies are rather ugly, as was I. However, women seemed to have a skewed view on this (see rules below). They dabbled a bit with other names, such as, Aaron and Louie, but decided on one that meant God is salvation, despite having no religious affiliation at the time. In the future, this changed quite drastically to the qualms of my morning cartoon habits. On the whole, I rather like the length of my name and sometimes like to compete its length with others.

Rule of thumb for ugly-cute relationship for women:
~ Ugly = cute, if age less than 0.75 yrs
~ Ugly = ugly, if age greater than 0.75 yrs
~ Ugly dogs = cute (no conditions apply)
~If only men were dogs…

Afterbirth (0 JE):
Never did have too many thoughts on placenta. It is used in the song, lightning crashes, and people like to use it in the phrase, “placental immunity” when talking about birthdays as an excuse to do anything. However, it’s difficult to get
me-lostinthe-aning of this phase and I strongly suggest to females not to take this too literally as you could possibly end up producing this topic. On a side note, ancient Egyptians thought placenta held mystical powers, although they can’t be taken too seriously seeing as they used an entire of nation of slaves to dig their own graves. Well, it turns out I know more about placenta than I probably should.

So, if you got through my rediculous bio, liked some of the serious notes on myself, and think I described you above, then give me a message.

ps. i'll rock your gypsy soul!

singing in the rain and dancing in the moonlight.