Welcome to my profile! I just put that thing in because if cracks me up so much.

Ok, enough about me, lets talk about myself. I'm told I'm kinda sarcastic. You're kidding me, right? (note sarcastic comment just before this) I love to laugh, try to make others laugh too and occasionally I succeed! Is this a great country or what?? I love playing softball and as of very recently, umpiring too! (Everybody needs a power trip, right?)I am blessed with some incredible friends who are fun to go on trips with or even better, just hang out and talk and enjoy life. And oh yeah, I LOVE the Boston Red Sox. Have since I was a kid. Quick movie quote: "You can love the Red Sox, but did they ever love you back?" Huge bonus points if you know where that came from. More trivia in a second, but first, a moment to daydream about a summer's day spent at Fenway Pahk......*sigh*....what? oh, sorry, sorry. Now back to our regularly scheduled profile.

I like the Dallas Stars and always look forward to making it to AAC for their games. It's a rockin' time! Summertime I like to catch Rangers, RoughRiders and Air Hogs baseball games. Baseball is great for people watching, hanging out and having conversations that go anywhere and everywhere.

Yes,I work in radio and I can do some voices...like a nearly dead-on movie-phone guy or a pretty corny Schwarzenegger. Also do a mean "Funky Cold Medina" karaoke. No, seriously. Ok, when you stop laughing read on...

I'm a longtime DFW-an...DFW-ite? Now in the Lakewood area and luvin it.

Me? Well I thought you'd never ask! I'd like to meet and get to know someone smart, attractive, down to earth, attractive and funny! And attractive.

Humor can definitely make or break a personality, don't you think? (insert rimshot here, straighten tie)You meet a lot of people in life, some seem to take themselves too seriously. Ever listen to children play? When do we lose that unabashed enjoyment and laughter kids have?

Favorite quality? I think in every aspect of life, something that inspires you, makes you want to be better...that's about as much as you can ask or hope for. That's the greatest quality I could hope to find in my "someone Special". Someone "inspiring"! But...no pressure or anything, ok? (Time for another movie quote; "I'm using the word 'hate' about pills")

As you can guess by now, I love movies and consider a movie "great" if you can watch it over and over again and still get enjoyment out of it. Do you have a movie that if you flip across it on TV you HAVE to watch it til the end? One of those. Oh yeah, huge EXTRA bonus points if you know who said "Men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way" Or "I'll have what she's having".

And finally, two notes I'd like to make about my profile that you *~MIGHT~* have missed. One: I have a car! I HAVE A CAR! I'm not sure why that's important but I think I chimed in with the answer that will impress the most people. I also have a motorcycle but they didn't ask about that. And Two: You must be IN THE UNITED STATES to message me. I know, "he seems picky". Ok, call me names, but I'm not going to be the one driving to Guatemala for happy hour. So please be in the U-S and a legal citizen if possible. That's all, hope you had fun, send cash if you were entertained...or go crazy and send an email. Thanks for the read and Happy Fishing!

A first meeting and first date are two completely different things...first meeting should be casual and relaxed, a "get to know you" opportunity where we both look for that 'click'. If it's there, I think that first date kinda takes care of itself!