I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them



1. You'll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again
2. I've never been on Americas Most Wanted
3. You really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch
4. I promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm
5. I'll let you push me on the swings
6. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste
7. I'll stash sweet little notes for you where you'll least expect them
8. We'll make history together
9. Because no other pirate's tongue can "shiver me timber" quite like Mine
10. Sleeping alone just sucks.... period!
11. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy
12. There isn't anything I feel I can't tell you
13. I wish I could give you all of my firsts
14. All I can offer you is all of my lasts
15. You're safe with me
16. I'll wait for you even if you're late
17. I'll lick the envelope for you
18. You've seen the monsters under my bed, and you're still here
19. I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking
20. I know CPR
21.I won't make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties
22. You turn me on!
23. You'll love my dorkiness
24. When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up
25. You're magically delicious
26. I suck at strip poker
27. I'll hold your coffee for you when you're driving
28. Around me dry panties are a thing of the past
29. I promise not to burn the house down while you're gone
30. I have all my shots
31. I can almost every time find Waldo
32. I won't bite unless you want me to
33. Sleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we are doing it together
34. I'll circle your birthday on my calendar
35. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching TV
36. I'll carve your initials in a tree
37. I won't swear around your family
38. I've never been Punk'd
39. If you pick me a flower, I'll wear it in my hair
40. I come with an extended warranty
41. I'll grant you three wishes
42. I'll buy you a lap dance
43. I didn't vote for either George Bush
44. I don't tear the tags off my mattresses till I get home
45. I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores
46. I know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaes
47. When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet
48. I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time
49. I've never read Playboy for the articles
50. I'll make you laugh
51. I never leave the engine running while I'm pumping gas
52. I'll never under cook the eggs
53. I'll never drink your last beer
54. I can make a mean BBQ
55. I'm a cancer
56. Its okay, I don't really expect you to last longer than 10 minutes anyways
57. I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops
58. I'm pretty damn funny
59. I do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop
60. I won't steal the vicoden out of your medicine cabinet
61. I'll take care of you when you're sick
62. I'll make fun of you
63. I can give a kick ass back rub
64. I haven't been a house guest of O.J. Simpson
65. I like water
66. I can't stand soap operas
67. I recycle
68. I never put my fingers in the light socket
69. I know how to keep a secret
70. I've got cookies
71. I don't chew tobacco
72. I take a shower every day
73. I like to pull hair
74. I'll let you beat me at pool
75. I know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appear
76. I don't eat crackers in bed
77. I've never gotten caught lip synching on SNL
78. I may have already won $10,000,000.
79. I'm just that good
80. I never overload the washer
81. I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies
82. I like it when you talk to your friends about me in bed
83. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door
84. I'll save everything you ever give me
85. I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is coming
86. You just can't stop reading this!
87. I've never smuggled drugs out of the country
88. I'll understand if you get jealous
89. I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know
90. I have never run out of gas (well I just ****ed myself there now, didn't I?)
91. What the hell is "in the box"?
92. I always open a window when I paint
93. I'll let you drive every time if you want
94. The only drama I have any part of is on TV
95. I know how to make a fire
96. You won't be able to get me out of your head
97. I don't eat yellow snow
98. My kisses will take your breath away
99. I don't care if you leave your socks on
100. I've never been on Jerry Springer
101. I never drive faster than 30 mph in a school zone
102. My weird habits you'll find adorable
103. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you
104. I'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really is
105. I'll thank you every time you open the door
106. I'll never waste your love
107. I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny (but only in public - when we're alone I'll tell you if it's not funny)
108. I'd never give you sh*tin front of your friends
109. It gets better every time
110. Use as much salt as you want I don't care
111. I won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch
112. I'll help you find your keys
113. I think it's hot when you masturbate
114. I never run with scissors
115. We can watch your movie first
116. I don't need batteries
117. You're getting very sleepy...
118. I eat red meat
119. I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes
120. I've never cried over split milk
121. I like it when my hair gets messed up
122. What else have you got to do?
123. My family is just as ****ed up as yours
124. I don't want to get married any time soon
125. You're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I know
126. I smell pretty good
127. I don't litter
128. When I can I give to charity
129. I can be ready in 10 minutes or less
130. I lose at arm wrestling every time
131. I look both ways before I cross the street
132. I never look directly into the sun
133. I would never yell "fire" in a crowded theater
134. I'm not a virgin
135. I've taken the Coke/Pepsi challenge and won
136. I don't care if you eat off my plate
137. I'm really good at making lists
138. After reading this far you've already got too much time invested all ready - might as well e-mail me

go with the flow... life is to short.. right?