As my name sake I can be a little but all in good fun! Life is too short not to have fun. ..........If you're hung up on an ex what you doing on here?? Bypass me immediately if you are lol

As for this profile read as much or as little as you wish its all a load of nonsense really...but i get amused by observations of life!!!!

I enjoy spontaneity....and I guess I like doing what i want when i want....lifestyle permitting!!

I can't say what I'm looking for because I don't know but I guess I'll know when or indeed if I find it!!

Oh and I want your allowance of roses please lol

Oh and Oi you young ones yer bringing my average ratings down so stop voting on it

Don't call me Hun and yer on to a winner........Babe is just as bad........seen the film ya know!!

My ideal man right now...would be one with a big you know what..chainsaw....and who knows how to use it!!! ..and that isn't a euphemism for anything else i have trees i want rid of!!! lol (The worrying thing is just how many of you do actually own one!!)

Now can anyone tell me what is it with this favourites malarky?.........I've not even spoken to most of you!!!! Out of 90 odd I do believe I've spoken to about 6 of you!! Bloody Hysterical in my view!!!!!!!!!!! August 08 Update..for those I've no recollection of talking to I am slowly ploughing through and deleting you....all these faves makes me look like a right tart!!!! lol(well from 100+ to 4)

First few months update!!


Right I'm getting bored with this.....need to sort wheat from chaff!! Messages such as WOW, you're stunning, you're never 40? or fancy some FUN really do nothing for me..........yes I'm blessed with good looks but nice from neck up.....got an hour glass figure that lasts 8 hours...there now that'll get rid of a few of you!! lol

I like proper men preferably white and bald and not too boyish looking!! (so to all of you that excuse your looks by saying 'I'm no Brad Pitt' well who cares who wants Brad Pitt anyway?!!!) I'm not at all impressed by men who only have pics of torso....I like to see what YOU look like and read what you have to say about you lol..........yes I'm 40 why would i make that up so stupid to ask to be fair.. you might think its a flattering line but it isn't!!

What you see is what you get with me.....you either like
the sound of me or you don't....my preferred age range is 35-42 (I'll allow some flexibility in that if I think you're nice!! lol) ooo get her ........don't want to be anyone's MILF.......that's tiresome...............there now I suspect the amount of messages i receive will reduce significantly!!! Deep joy lol (Can see why I'm single now lol!!!! I'M BY NO MEANS PERFECT BUT NEITHER ARE ANY OF YOU!!!!!!!!! LOL)

Chaps i aint up me own ass...but do know what i want and what i don't so would like you to respect the age range thing...very flattering the 21 yr olds but lets get real here............I'm hardly likely to want to meet someone i could have given birth to........and conversely.....hardly likely to want to meet someone who could have fathered me!!!!........Men don't age well in my view..........i don't mean to be offensive to anyone but please............ lol
oh and men with bouffant or highligted hair need not apply. lol My friend advised me to write NO COMB OVER men either if its going naturally just get rid of it..also no moustaches unless accompanied by a goatee!! (There is something just plain wrong about them!)
I suspect I'll get a load of abuse about those comments but c'est la vie.....to the few of you on here that lack a sense of humour and seem to have a particularly low self esteem and felt the need to try to insult me cause YOU don't like what I prefer.....i strongly suggest you look at yourselves! I've not made expressing my preferences personal......you did that clearly by being offended by them!!

As I said to them I'll say you you if you're thinking of doing the same......IT IS ONLY THE PEOPLE I KNOW AND CARE ABOUT WHO'S OPINIONS MATTER TO ME SO DON'T WASTE YOUR ENERGY TYPING!!

Can't resist saying this no wonder none of ya can get a woman you all like staying in having a take away and watching a dvd (with or without a bottle of wine!) far too much...I can't believe how many times I've read that nonsense......cause when you're with a woman all you want to do is be out with ya mates lolol (Go on tell me I'm wrong lol)

Can anyone tell me do all men on here own a motorbike or is it that you all secretly harbour a desire to own one??......well if so I'm coming back in my next life as a Harley Road King...I was once described as one but that's another story
so why not??!! lol (Just to clarify I do actually like bikes.....big ones!!)

oh and finally.....clearly this profile is an evolving one...and if you have taken the time to read it to this point... I'm really rather impressed lol........but if it aint turned the corners of your mouth even slightly...don't waste yer time with me....I thrive on men who can challenge me and who have a sense of humour!!!!!!lolol

Oh yes i know I've far too much to say for myself...I think it's better than being some kind of imbecile...if you don't like it.......i suspect you have a fair idea of what you can do?!!...can you believe i've deleted two pargraphs.........keep getting complaints of it being too long........not a complaint I've ever had but hey ho!! lol

I hate going on 'dates' but like to meet people...!..have no expectations and you can never be disappointed! What will be will be lol

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