I enjoy the simple pleasures in life, such as being chased on foot by the municipal police. I also like to start fires......
Beyond that, I am a bit introverted at first, but once you get to know me I warm up.
I'm genuine and down-to-earth. I prefer to associate with unpretentious people. I'm liberal, adaptable and versatile, communicative and witty, intellectual and enjoy cerebral challenges, and like to see both sides of a question.
I'm a gemini....right so this site thinks I'm a taurus, but I'm on the cusp (and some horoscopes are...uh different). So I'm versatile. The swiss army knife of women. I can be sophisticated and elegant, or cheap and tawdry. By the way...... What kind of wine goes with a slim jim?
I'm curious by nature, and open to adventure. I'll try anything....Once.......But wait......Maybe not that! I do have standards!
I work in pharmaceutical research, where we're working on a wonder drug that inspires a deep, unwavering love of pharmaceutical companies. The drug was pulled from the market by the FDA. On rare occasions, it can cause minor heart explosions, and has been linked to D.I.S.: dissolving intestine syndrome. Side effects may include: phantom hand syndrome, vivid dreams of self cannibalization, scruffula, bad humors, late onset albinoism, spontaneous pregnancy, dry mouth, hairy uvula, speaking in tongues, spontaneous and uncontrollable gum growth, and increased risk of vampire attack. Not recommended for people who have, may have, or have decided not to have children. Vaxadrin. Guaranteed to change your life, and possibly your genetic code. Hopefully, it will be returned to the market soon.
Actually, I work in the area of treatments for multiple sclerosis and other autoimmune diseases. Scientist by day...pyromaniac by night...
I'm a homeowner, and I live with my 12 yr. old tri-polar cat. I have two grapefruit trees on my property. I don't care for grapefruit, so I say, when life gives you grapefruits, make a greyhound!
I like to travel, and I like wine tasting...Sometimes more than just tasting... I get my news from the Daily Show and I find Southpark and Ali G & Borat absolutely hilarious. I believe that recycling is just the right thing to do, and as far as chocolate is concerned, dark chocolate is unequivocally the way to go. And white chocolate....What's the point?
I'm looking for someone who is attentive, thoughtful, understanding, and of course with a good sense of humor. I need someone to titillate me, engage me intellectually and make me laugh. And being able to spell and use punctuation and grammar and all that would be nice too. Oh, and good teeth....And preferably doesn't snore......
Above all, I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love. Perhaps a bit much to ask, but I'm hanging on for a miracle....
If you have a picture in your profile, then maybe I'll reply back!

We could sniff each other's butts, then go chase cars, bite the mailman and howl at the moon.