My general advice for guys is not to use pickup lines - save for some few exceptions. You may ask, “Why not use pickup lines, I’ll tell you why: women are sharp and will easily catch on to what you’re trying to do, which isn’t that hard to figure out because most pickup lines center around getting into someone’s (a girl’s) pants. Holy crap that was a long sentence.

Pickup lines can work, however, if you use them in the right context. For instance, if you’re a girl. Because girls have less ulterior motives than guys, they can get away with any amount of pickup lines. If you’re a guy, I recommend using pickup lines as jokes - then many a giggle will ensue. Or use them on a potential mate that you’re really comfortable with. Practice on strangers if you want to get turned down easily and build immunity to rejection. Pickup lines have a great many uses, but not for setting a great first impression. SO I won’t beat around the bush, here are the 10 pickup lines that’ll be sure to make any girl slap you.

1. How do you like your eggs…fertilized?

2. May I read your shirt in Braille?

3. If you were my homework, I’d do you.

4. (for Math nerds) May I lie tangent to your curves?

5. (for your hot calculus teacher) Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

FOR THE REST YOULL HAVE TO ASK ME...LOL

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